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@Melody wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Couldn’t agree more. In fact I’m reliably informed that there is nothing more warming than a gobble.

lol @ reliably informed. Poor you if your statement was only based on hearsay lol :lol:

You may wish to think that – I couldn’t possibly comment. :- :wink:

Look …… This is no place for political point scoring.

BTW: Gordon Brown is a complete arsehole !!!

Couldn’t agree more. In fact I’m reliably informed that there is nothing more warming than a gobble.

……… and then spread back into pigs again (and the occasional chicken) – which will further infect the human population until eventually – we are all DOOMED !!!

This…[Read more]

………. and what happens to the Jews and Moslems??? After all they can hardly say that they have “pig” flu can they???

Maybe we should all start calling it “sheep” flu so as to avoid offending their sensibilities.

@jen_jen wrote:

Basically it’s the flu, just a strain that hasn’t been seen before therefore there are no vaccinations against it just yet…same precautions to be taken as for “normal” flu.

Quite so …… it’s not even as bad as ‘Man flu’.

As always, the Media hype this up into a world terrifying “SHOCK, HORROR” story with claims of a ‘pandemic’ sweeping across Europe, meetings of “COBRA”, government ministers issuing appeals for calm and so on.

This story will run for as long as 4 days maybe – then something else will catch the Media interest. (Peter Mandleson in “Gay toilet”…[Read more]

@peanut wrote:

That would be every mouses dream and man’s come to that :wink: :wink:

What??? …. to shag an elephant??? Some men have to!

@Bassingbourne55 wrote:

………….It also has a verse that is thoroughly insulting to the Scots. It’s also true that Flower of Scotland, the Scottish national anthem, has a verse that is equally insulting to the English.

Yes … but the English are right, whereas the Scots are just a bunch of half pissed Jocks.

Still brings a lump to my throat and a tear of national pride to my eye……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=podh1wht9RY&feature=related

Is is the gravestones???

Is it the food mixer???

@Cas wrote:

………….As for pple joining and not posting. Maybe some pple like to join just to read what others post, what difference does it make[/color]

That’s really the entire point isn’t it? What real difference does it actually make???

Some like to post on every thread, on and on and on, and eventually get accused of being trivial or…[Read more]

@Scarlett wrote:

Hi PB thanks for replying but im a bit of a numpty with these things, i use Windows XP but i didnt make a note of the error code im sorry to say, will wait until it happens again and then will post again. Thanks

Good stuff. It would help if you could copy the entire wording on the BSOD screen and provide this, as it will assist in…[Read more]

Cas is absolutely correct in her view. Bottom line is that quality is what counts – not quantity.

People often make the mistake of judging a message board by the number of contributors rather than by the content that they contribute. (If only I had £1 for every time the ‘internet gurus’ predicted the demise of JustChat).

OK start from the beginning and give us a little bit more to work with.

Secondly: In order to diagnose a BSOD error (BSOD = Blue Screen Of Death) we need to know the wording that appears on it ESPECIALLY the reference number for the ‘fatal…[Read more]

I know. I suspect that it’s because they don’t know about it.

Because we live in the UK, where all medical assistance is entirely ‘free at the point of delivery’, we get used to not having to bother about medical issues when we’re abroad. It’s only when something happens to us abroad,and we get landed with a gigantic bill, do we then wish we’d…[Read more]

I know that this will come as a complete surprise to some, but the fact is that the majority of our members really don’t post on here so that they can be belittled or generally abused by others. Some of them even object to being threatened with naked or photoshopped pictures of themselves being posted without their consent. Now who’d have thought…[Read more]

I apologise for the lack of the customary punctuation marks more usually associated with posts of this nature and hope that this didn’t cause undue offence to any of our members.

@Fi-Fi- wrote:

Its odd that PB’s missed this thread on his midnight Patrol :)

I’ve not missed it, I just weondered what sort of contribution I could sensibly make.

The fact is that a while ago (last year) the levels of insult and abuse simply got totally out of control. It got so that yer average ‘reasonable’ poster simply didn’t want to be…[Read more]

Clement Freud was an extremely witty and talented, if expensive, after dinner speaker. He was much in demand in the 1970’s and 80’s but was also known to be extremely irrascible and suffered fools badly.

I went to a dinner many years ago at which he was the principal speaker. He had spent an extremely boring evening sitting next to the Chairman…[Read more]