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May I add to ”The Hoff’s” suggestion – substitute an apple with an egg – in the interests of science of course.
Simply place the raw egg IN ITS UNBROKEN SHELL into the microwave and turn it on full power for say 3 minutes.
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@Magoo wrote:
@forumhostpb wrote:
Yes Emma – what are they accused of and by whom???
Who actually is the prosecuting authority….. the Government….. the Police….. The CPS….. Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs…… who?????
Don’t they all equate to the same thing? Employees of the Crown? And isn’t the Crown really the Government of the time?
Yes an interesting point to raise Geoff. I wouldn’t necessarily agree with Owen’s statement.
The plain fact is that yes it is the CROWN Prosecution Service but I believe that in this instance the Crown referred to is in fact our constitutional monarch and not the Government as such. (Interestingly enough it is of course Her Majesty’s government).
Yes Emma – what are they accused of and by whom???
Who actually is the prosecuting authority….. the Government….. the Police….. The CPS….. Her Majesty’s Revenue & Customs…… who?????
Sorry Cath but as Owen says this stuff os Top Secret and if we told you that we met up in Liverpool in March this year ……. we’d have to kill you.
So the answer to your question is …… Martin “The Hoff” Reed doesn’t actually exist, he is a computer generated virtual ChatHost. Equally the team of ChatGuides are generated by a skillfully written piece of chatroom software.
Only one of us is real, but that really is Top Secret.
Or alternatively…… Proves my point though. You denounce the Israelis but history will vindicate them just like Mandela, Ben Gurion, Kenyatta, etc.
@jenny.. wrote:
is any body getting bored with this scottish and british thing????
what is so big that each side does not get along.???????
Well there’s nothing very big under a big girlie Scotsman’s kilt that’s for sure !!!
No man wants to see a woman with tits like Spaniel’s ears.
We all want women with ”Rawhide” tits………
(point ’em up….head ’em out …..Raaaawhiiieeede !!!!).I’m afraid that the Scottish national problems all stem from the men all being a bunch of drunken skirt wearing, sheep shaggers.
If they only drank in moderation and laid off the sheep a bit we could forgive them their skirts. I mean it’s not as if they even wear underpants ffs!!!
It’s no wonder that the Scottish women cackle so loudly and are all called ”hen”. I guess that they don’t wear knickers either – it’s only a guess as no self respecting Englishman would want to find out the hard way.
@rubyred wrote:
and please can we “stop” the kippering jokes,,it belittles a real argument and makes it all ever SOOO trivialistic,,I dont happen to find these issues remotely funny and deserving of all this ! thanks,,!
I think that Ruby should be kippered – assuming that she hasn’t kippered herself with a wee dram or 10 of sherry first !!!
@The Observer wrote:
So what you are saying Drivel, is that it could be a game of three halves:
C’mon ENGLAND – C’mon BECKY – C’mon ENGLAND :lol:
C’mon Becky, lets be having you…..Where are you!!!????
Well if you are right, she couldn’t cheer England on at half time as she would be otherwise occupied !!!
