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    GAZLAN replied to the topic thought for the day in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    ONE: ‘You shall have no other gods before Me.’

    TWO: ‘You shall not make for yourself a carved image–any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.’

    THREE: ‘You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.’

    FOUR: ‘Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it…[Read more]

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic Word of the day? in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    Deductions :wink:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off Topic Chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    when is a tax not a tax ? hahahaha :lol:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @jen_jen wrote:

    The sad thing is I do think you are reasonably intelligent, it’s a shame you can’t seem to apply common sense alongside that intelligence and do something with it, you could actually make a difference in the world.

    Oh i do my small bit, what you see posted on this board means absolutely nothing, with the exception of what each of…[Read more]

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @jen_jen wrote:

    :-#

    Not a bad idea….Pass it on to your fingers, considering what they type…lol

    Value Added ….erm….erm….. Tax…. Council …erm….erm…Tax :shock: :lol:

    when is a tax not a tax ? hahahaha :lol:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic Word of the day? in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    Desperationhahaha

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @jen_jen wrote:

    @GAZLAN wrote:

    Does this bit in bold confuse you? Is that why you edited it out? Or maybe it just doesn’t suit your argument.

    Technically as in using the commmon definition agreed between the various bodies to ensure a common understanding.

    The only tax that technically qualifies you as a taxpayer is income tax.

    Now….which bit…

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic Word of the day? in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    TechnoTechnoTechNicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaL :lol:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    I know enough to get me by, and thats what counts…. :P 8)

    Good old ” wiki ” purports that……

    Taxes consist of direct tax or indirect tax, and may be paid in money or as its labour equivalent (often but not always unpaid labour).

    As a payer of indirect taxes….I guess that makes me a tax payer right ? :roll:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @jen_jen wrote:

    Technically a tax payer is someone who pays income tax.

    Ergo you are not a taxpayer. :wink:

    Technically ?….Do explain !

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic National doing well day for pete in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    lol

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @SusieQ wrote:

    Susie is well versed in tax thanks!
    You aren’t a tax payer if you do not physically have tax deducted from your source of income!

    =D> Glad to hear it ! Then i need not remind you that what you talk of
    is income tax ….And what i talk of is tax per se

    I am a tax payer regardless, do you dispute this ?

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic thought for the day in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar, … and Give to God, what belongs to God.

    ~The “Messiah”

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @SusieQ wrote:

    I’m wondering when benefits started having tax deducted from them
    Benefits are taxable, agreed, but they don’t actually reach the personal allowance threshold to have anything physically deducted

    Indirect taxes, meet Susie, Susie, meet indirect taxes…. I am a tax payer regardless..

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic thought for the day in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    Better to die standing than live on your knees…..But while you`re down there :D lol ffs

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    Oh, I am a tax payer, they give me benefit, then they take it back again… Pretty Lame if you ask me… :lol: ….Everyone’s a winner lol….Cant beat a good challenge, can’t wait. Im guessing you didn’t quite manage to find any directives then hehehe 8)

    I hope you`re patient :lol: :wink:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic Word of the day? in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    YesSirNoSirThreebagsFullsirHowHighThisHighYesSirRightawaySaaaaarrrrrr

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    Rather waste more of the taxpayers money making them chase you eh Gaz?

    BTW…it`s a corporate Tax, i am not a corporation, are you ? :roll:

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic Word of the day? in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 5 months ago

    Indoctrinated

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    GAZLAN replied to the topic The What Makes You Laugh Thread! in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 5 months ago

    @A.Groanup wrote:

    Rather waste more of the taxpayers money making them chase you eh Gaz?

    YOU make me laugh!

    People like you have amused me no end for a very lonnnnng time…. Try and study OUR constitution, when you find any direction that permits the bbc to enforce any unlawful chrges against me……Let me know….If people like you want to…[Read more]

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