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Butter wouldn’t melt . . . :wink:

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I just went for mile walk in the Kent countryside and someone launched a rubber dog ball at me lol

you get a lot of chavs in kent :wink:

Explains the walk then lol :lol:

@emily wrote:

beating up old people…..

You’ve hit the jackpot here methinks. :lol:

How on earth can a child get on here ? :roll: :roll: :roll:

ImAthoracicSurgeonAtTheWeekendsYouKnowIjustHaventGotTheHeartToDoItFullTime :lol:

@minim wrote:

he said, she said blah blah

I am the source of the information, through personal experience due to my line of work.

Go suck on a Christmas tree :)

Paleeeeeeez. . . Don’t make me laugh,
Jack of all master of NONE then i see.

wow !!! How far does a tin of tuna go. :lol: :wink:

Yeh loss, it’s a real giveaway, in fact the amount of free software out there really is quite amazing when you look around, you may have to suffer the odd e-mail from them or adverts but it’s no big deal and not all of them do that.
Eddie had a ball lol

Salaam and shalom everybody, i’m still waiting for my piece :wink:

BetItsAllThemEnumbers :lol:

Just thought i would add a link to a free program, it’s called open office, it’s virtually the same as microsoft word and includes a utility that also creates presentations just like powerpoint, i use it myself so can recommend it. The whole kit includes various other utilities based on document creation etc, a very good word alternative. You can…[Read more]

YuleGetFatAndLazyMind :lol:

Aww that’s a shame Mr’s Teapot. You will need powerpoint on your pc to see it, it’s just a message wishing you all a very happy new year :lol:
The day was great, Eddie and i had a whole tin of tuna between us, i couldn’t get him to pull a cracker though, no way. Hope you got what you needed. :)

Dear Santa ~ Don’t forget those in need.

IwonderWhyPeopleFeelTheNeedToHIDEtheirOnlineStatus. :wink:

I am not suggesting, i am telling you that you have seen that picture before and, according to past information on this site, you are well aware of who that ar~se belongs to.

Minim said ~

What evidence ? All the time you see what ? People with signs telling of their business ? Their medical history, prognosis and treatment? The cost to them ? whether there is any special relations between the…[Read more]

Two people hiding at the time of typing. . . . I wonder :-k

You ask . . .

Did you know that people come from the middle east and egypt just to have transplants here?

I say no, i don’t know. Can you show me where i can see evidence of this ? You reply that it is because you have observerd this. Don’t waste my time. :roll:

IcanHearThatSearchEngineFromHere :lol:

@minim wrote:

All the time I see evidence that people come to this country to abuse our benefit system and to make use of the NHS. Did you know that people come from the middle east and egypt just to have transplants here? Now there has to be something wrong when people who don’t live in this country and can hardly speak the language can come…

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Well it’s not strictly true, let’s just say i tan very well in the summer. To help you out, i thought i would share the other end, so to speak. Here is the proper owner.

:wink: :lol: