harret27

Don’t do the train thing, they section you for that plus you don’t always die just end up paralyzed from the neck down or lose limbs or get stuck under and besides its awful for the driver and youre not an unkind person who would put some poor man trying to provide for his family through that.

Do you take vitamins? may sound silly but alcohol…[Read more]

Never met a normal person.

Hiccup

Staggers around falls over laughs gets up giggles with make up all over face farts giggles again

Best go have lie down I’m wasted again

Hiccup

Salad cream on porridge?

How grotty sounding can’t eat oats anyway lol

That sounds lovely. I love sausage dipped in vinegar I actually really love the taste of vinegar.

Some people put mayonnaise in mashed potato sounds horrible.

Damn this wind, bluddy hats gone again.

I’d go and get it but I’ve had 4 litre bottles of vodka already this morning on my cereal and I can hardly stand let alone get me hat back.

Dipsy hat go bye bye

Well of course I will marry you x

I’m green,  my hat keeps blowing away and apparently I’m drunk all the time. I have also been accused of being a troll by an actual troll.

Got to love JC

I am probably drunk once-twice a week and don’t drink in between.  Its actually been once a week lately (yey me) – I am still funnier, wittier, more i…[Read more]

Don’t be too hasty newbie give it some time x

Nope literally did not understand one word of that.

Saucepan, tea pot, bank loan, fridge magnet, jesus where is my spanner.

And that sentence i just typed made more sense to me that what you just posted, purely cos I write poetry.

Give it up cos no one cares but you.

Snore, yawn, sigh.

This thread is about hugs.

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well after having my tubby toast for breaky and then over dosing on tubby custard for my lunchie  I felt somewhat bored and then all my tubby friends you know lala po and tinky winky (no one likes tinky winky we all think its fucked up he carries a hangbag and hes a geezer) telling me to come back as they missed me I used my noo noo and hovered…[Read more]

LOL take no notice honey LMFAO

The person has NO credibility and who gives a flying rats arse what trolls say?

Some registered users are trolls, we all know this.  Ignore it x

AS IF anyone with a brain takes notice of this crettin.

Laugh it off we all laugh at it, trust me x

I agree babbles x

Like you said earlier, to indulge the attention seeker is to make them feel that they are significant when we both know that they are not x

I think this is why you are a genius x

Always so wise and nearly always right ;)

But not always lol xx

I’ve not logged in today as a number you stupid dozy bi**ch.

DO NOT turn this thread into another of your STUPID PARANOID BOLL*X  rants where you attempt to dig at me yet again.

F** off woman for crying out loud.

This thread is not about you, you selfish gobby old prat.

I joined two years ago. Hotel California.

I’m not cheering and I’d rather you didn’t leave.

We cant all get on with each other and some trolls are more offensive than others.

Its all just pantomime x

I left, I was back three days later because so many people told me not to leave and that i was being a narna.

Don’t be a narna x

LILLY THE PINK is blossom

ive now left chat.

I wish you all the best alfie

goodbye goodluck and I hope you enjoy your stupidity