Ironduke

she danced the night away as they were electric eels….

What the hell was that bang ? …mayor of hiroshima 1945

‘theres a nip in the air’……naval commanding officer at Pearl harbour 1941

You could just delete anc !!! ‘end of as far as i can see’ :wink:

I had a very similar problem a few years ago, for some reason my ‘justchat’ experience stopped, i was advised to install google chrome and it worked a treat for me. All the best in your endeavours

They fell for each other Hook, line and sinker, he said is your marlin at home?

@anc wrote:

@Ironduke wrote:

@boojangle wrote:

And finally ……. 21 :-

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i need a cup of tea…which leads nicely into the PG tips adverts with the cute monkeys lol

PG adverts remind me of the breakfast sketch with Morcombe and Wise that someone posted on here a while ago – think it was Mrs T! :lol:

Do you know this piano is on my foot?…[Read more]

I rang my local toy shop and asked if they had a model of the Costa Concordia, the guy said he had one left….’can you put it to one side for me?’ i asked…..

@boojangle wrote:

And finally ……. 21 :-

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i need a cup of tea…which leads nicely into the PG tips adverts with the cute monkeys lol

Ive no idea what most of you are on about….being s mere 44 im sure you are all making it up lol.I will admit to really wanting a flake now grrrrr

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After joining the Royal Navy in 1985, my first ‘Sea Daddy’ was a guy who was onboard HMS Sheffield was she was hit in the Falklands, he showed me a box that he had…in it was a key! All he recalled was that he was on his way to open the ships office at the time the ship was hit.Next thing was he was outboard of the ship and scrambling up the side…[Read more]

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Reading all the ‘banter’ between you two thin, do you really care?. If you dont (as would be assumed) why start this thread?
No silly faces to make my point, just mere interest !

And another thing…Income tax…. off the top of my head it was introduced in the late 1790s to produce more money in the fight against the French……when was the last war with France? just a thought :D

So when Londoners are asked to take leave or not to use public transport during the Olympics as the transport system cant cope doesnt smack of double standards!!! Maybe the money lost in business during those two weeks is accountable. As for a nurse retiring at 65 when a NHS ‘boss’ can retire at 55 isnt double standards also…..Where is Robin…[Read more]

Hanged himself ! i suppose this will open up a can of worms about mental stability, but he was an honest man and indeed RIP Gary. His two children will thank him for this so close to christmas……. :shock:

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When you are touching cloth and need to get indoors, you can never find your keys :evil:

@a certain sadness wrote:

I like your answers tin tin lol. But termy was totally correct in how the second goal was scored.
The first goal is simpler as he scores a goal then the ref blows for half time, the ref would then pick the ball up and respot after the break. The player would then kick off for the second half.I worked with an ex…

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To those who know me……shall i start a most repulsive man in F3 thread? and would i get a mention then fgs :wink: