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Tut, you left crumbs…sloppy miracle that one was…

When you manage to string a coherent sentence together maybe there won’t be the confusion…just a thought.

It’s ok, I have the url to go straight into f3…thank you to the person who sent it to me :)

And sorry to disappoint you Toy but try reading properly before you bid someone farewell in such a touching fashion next time…

@DANNY2011 wrote:

…he says everyone needs 2 donate i bet he has not even sent any money of his own over hence my post …

I’d have a problem with that, I don’t wear black.

But while we’re on the subject of clothes…what is it with labels?
As I mentioned previously, my friend is very label conscious, as are many of her friends…my facebook is littered with photos of them in their new clothes asking for comments and my comment of “nice frock, looks good on you” or…[Read more]

Not everyone needs to tell others what charities they’ve donated to and how much…some of us like to keep it private….doesn’t mean that we haven’t donated.

It’s mild today so I have the shop door open.

Customer (elderly, on crutches): you should have that door open all the time and make it easier for people like me
Me: I’d love to but in the winter I need to close it. If you’re at the door I’m more than happy to come and open it for you. :D
Customer: access for the disabled, it should be open all…[Read more]

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Do you love me (now that I can dance) – Contours

Nooooooo I’m still here…can’t post at night as we don’t have broadband at home at the mo and won’t have it for another week :evil: and because our house is in a bit of a dead spot for mobile signal I can’t even use a dongle or my mobile.

It’s just going into chat…I don’t go in often these days but now I have to click a video I won’t be going…[Read more]

Another week before we get broadband back…

* waves at velvet :D

OK I want to know who invented the term smart casual and ask them…for women, what exactly is that supposed to mean?

It’s easy for men, smart casual means no jeans, tshirts or football shirts…throw on a pair of chinos and a shirt and you’ve got it. For women it’s a whole different story…is this outfit too casual, is that one too smart?

In…[Read more]

Sorry but if you think you can have sex with coffee you’re sadly mistaken…

Ladies, please don’t leave me sitting here all exposed on my own…come on, share your little stories peculiar to women…the guys aren’t reading, honest, they told me they wouldn’t…yeah right! :lol:

Followed by:

Chin hair. Yes ok I’ve said it…chin hair. And moustaches…and no I’m not talking about men or Movember, I’m talking about women of a certain age…

I haven’t got there yet but last night I had a client, a regular, and when she arrived I was looking at her, thinking there was something different then it hit me…she had a fine…[Read more]

Well this is where I started…

OK girls, now we’re alone…this weekend I went bra shopping only to find that I’m not the bra size I thought I was! Well they do say that 85% of us are wearing the wrong size but I thought I was one of the 15% wearing the right size. The sales assistant measured me, told me what size I should be wearing……[Read more]

* performs the miracle of the disappearing coffee and biscuit…