Jitendra

Hugs and winks stick to what you do best falling in love with a different women everyday then crying when you get blown out never liked you very strange around women and naïve who the hell are you to say this thread should be taken down you should be banned phil for trying to trick details out of other chatters no get of my thread with you silly picture

Ge also bated me to post about him on another site last night he claimed I wasn’t a member I kid you not theres a thread there 91 pages long about his drunken behaviour!

Hi guys due to popular demand my 3rd chapter on ges colourful life coming today heres a trailer for now

There was a gentlemen called gerry

liked to come in chat rather merry

big dog macho tattoes on forearms

truth is he works on a cress farm

hyde in the room jeckly on the boards

can picture ge in his 1970s cords

don’t wish to ruin skeps post maybe try to inject humour ge? or should I say mr harp you are one confused person last word on matter. I like to repost your old posts ge to see what a nasty spiteful person you really are feel free to do the same with mine.

good afternoon ge I hope your well you did vote leave I recall from previous posts do you regret that now just wondering? kind reguards.

blasts from the past here eh guys

Linda dunno if you have had time to sleep on things but please come back got a story to tell you about getting paid cash oversleeping not dropping off van designated etc

sorry to hear this linda always going to be a few mumptys who try to bring you down.You no where to find me if needed…..Will be conducting my own investigation later linda please reconsider linda you will be missed.

I think this bus could change everything. No more grzjesla choclate damn. Wheres this bloke doing his shopping? polish choclate? Belgium beer? this blokes diets a disgrace. I suggest a fitness regime.

Linda that’s a cracker! I’m reading between the lines here so il put in gentlemens terms my friends horse lost on the line once id bet it too well he said we have fell in a barrel of tits and come out sucking our thumb here.

They all mix here the rich the poor the gentry

please miss linda can I borrow another 20?

good thing in the 420 linda…[Read more]

Linda oh linda bad news from the track

Gambled too much lost the shirt of my back

No money for hot dogs burgers or buses

I’m sat on a bench tearing up tickets doing verbal cusses

As I contemplate my losses I chuck my tickets in a rubbish sack

Could be worse I think least I’m not on crack

kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here

It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.

Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected…[Read more]

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.

Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat

Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat

She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat

I ran for the exit I stared at my feet

she got me on the high street pinned…[Read more]

If the mocking bird don’t sing milkmans going to buy you a tea towel with the blackpool tower on it

linda good morning I feel all my Christmases have come at once meeting your good self il buy you dolls fridge magnets mocking birds whatever you so desire linda.Your loved.

my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached

no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands

shes over the road in the bushes watching my house

I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse

bought her a ring raided my bank

should have bought 10 beers and had a wank

I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs

now for part 5 over to sairs

Pmed a women in forum 3

next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee

said she was pregnant had to flee

now I’m hitchhiking on the a3