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jolly roger replied to the topic Divine intervention in the forum Getting serious 9 months, 2 weeks ago

You can get 7q each on the street
Prob is getting them on scrip
I just said to the doc ive stopped drinking and ive never made love to a woman sober i need something to ease myself in now i get 8 little blue boys for free a month
But ive got nobody to use them on
I might wait a year and open a market stall
jolly roger started the topic Divine intervention in the forum Getting serious 11 months ago

I was reading divs chat earlier he was saying he might have 2 reasons why chat seems to be dying well have i as well but mine are more positive how to win the crowds back so give me a hearing

Anyway div said(and he should know)the over the road mob is dwindling
So what shall we do with the”others when they weariiy troop back all forlorn…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic Best and worst graffiti youve seen. in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

Im quite partial to what they call a “tramp stamp” on women .
jolly roger replied to the topic Best and worst graffiti youve seen. in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

Yeh man free plastecine we want tip ex as our leader

We are the cellophane army and our day will come

Just you wait and see
jolly roger started the topic Best and worst graffiti youve seen. in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

I saw one today

Free plastecine

I knew what they meant and fair play for spelling it right

I didn’t know wether to laugh or shake my head

So I did both.

P
jolly roger replied to the topic There's been some characters eh? in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

I got to do the men next h

This should be fun grins.
jolly roger replied to the topic There's been some characters eh? in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

Inpo

Anc .boo.born.tracy.claire.echo.icon.kenty

Lucy Leeds.madamoiselle.f poli pats.rogue radish.moon.simply size summer Ruby red.mrs teapot little miss.her from essex.cat lady wee now. D o a x e n a

There got to be loads more help me out

Back with the men soon.

Oh it’s annoying everytime you finish typing oh what about her.…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic There's been some characters eh? in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

Inpo

Anc .boo.born.tracy.claire.echo.icon.kenty

Lucy Leeds.madamoiselle.f poli pats.rogue radish.moon.simply size summer Ruby red.mrs teapot little miss.her from essex.cat lady wee now. D o a x e n a

There got to be loads more help me out

Back with the men soon.
jolly roger started the topic There's been some characters eh? in the forum Getting serious 1 year ago

So I was chatting to an old reg last night.

We got onto the real characters of yesteryear so they asked me to put on a thread about It I said why don’t you ? “Oh im not a member anymore” hmm typical down to me again.

So I’m going to try it most of the ppl I’ve either met been on phone to or old or avoided at all costs

So here we go ladies…[Read more]
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

Quiz shows esp deal or no deal

Its not really a quiz

Oh i know this is a red this I really think this a blue total bollox you know fck all

Hang on I do like proper quizzes

So I will give you some classic answers that made me snortle
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

My mates who are too tight to pay a measly tenner to rejoin.
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

Women that say to me

I can read you like a book

No you can’t.
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

People who slam doors and punch walls.
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

Had 3o minutes of greensleeves last week on loudspeaker

I’ve got a cockatoo and they get angry

Started rattling the cage as if too say turn that barstard off
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

Ash I know what you mean moving on

Making a phone call and being put on hold having to listen to shit music

Proper winds me up
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

People who take their dog out for a walk and let it shit on the pavement and don’t pick it up(with a bag)
jolly roger replied to the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

People who carry their mobiles in their hand like they are special

Just put in your pocket/bag you morons
jolly roger started the topic Stupid little things that bug you in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 1 month ago

Oh my thread so it’s me first

People that don’t put the tops on things like milk juice butter etc oh btw I’m not bothered if I get no replies I will carry on regardless

When I’m in prison tho I just done a 6 seeker you can’t start griping let’s not get into slop outs

Go on then you’re go

Or I will carry on Victor meldrews got fck all on me
jolly roger started the topic Have you taken. in the forum Say hello! 1 year, 2 months ago

A look at the mirror recently?as in body and face

I did today and i thought that’s not me

But it was does anybody else think like this maybe it’s just me hankering for my youth.
jolly roger replied to the topic July 20, 1969 – “The Eagle has Landed” in the forum Getting serious 1 year, 5 months ago

Ok thanks for clearing that up
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