[jolly roger]

My reply to you Andy is I honestly don’t give a tuppenny fuck about trump he is inconsequential to me why can’t you do a thread about something else or are you incapable you ignoramanus

[jolly roger]

Family fortunes  I  do like it tbh not all the  rubbish things at the start all waving at the camera teeth as white as añ iceberg hi we are the adams family from Swansea we are very close knit some caĺl us weird but what’s wrong with us and the kids bouncing on a trampoline all day which we have had recently installed in our back yard oh hang on its half 7 need to make a phone call be back with part 2 in a bit

[jolly roger]

Just bypassing Linda and that what’s the score on the doors bird  a minute I will reply to st Andrew of trumpton first   no I can’t revive chat rooms 1 cos nobody listens to me anyway and look what happened to me when I single handed my tried to save the good ship pats chat it sank without trace I looked a proper   chump  but ok then how to save just chat hmm well here’s a novel idea try posting even if it’s only once a day boards or chat well ok I might not go on chat that much these days what with my jobs I just haven’t got the time but if any of youse lot ever need any advice I’m happy to help

[jolly roger]

Your mouth needs rinsing out with soap Andrew why do you keep swearing at Linda she’s 83 ffs what’s up with you do you get a kick out of shouting at old age pensioners

[jolly roger]

Nope Frank yes but denis no it was Patrick Campbell ha call herself a quiz hostess pah

[jolly roger]

bit of controversy going on about charlie chuckles being on our stamps one disgruntled employee was heard saying

yeh yeh ok im working on it but how the fuck am i supposed to get his ears in….well yeh on the size of a postage stamp

[jolly roger]

YEh call my buff bit posh tho wannit 10 bonus points if you can remember who the two captains were

clue.one had a stutter and the other one had a lisp

i was about 3 at the time when i first saw it so i turned round to me mam and dad and said youd think the bbc would choose better captains than this at least get somebody in who can talk english proper especially when the words come  from a dictionary all i got for my opinion was a clout round the head with with her slipper and was told shut up you pretentious little brat and finish your enid blyton book

i remember thinking fck it then im going on strike and didnt talk again till i was 7 and i only spoke then cos i was at my first football match and when my team scored i inadvertently let my guard down and went yeeees get in

then me dad said after id calmed down see you can talk you little lying bastard

 

and thats when the trouble beganneth

[jolly roger]

bet youve just heard about it tommy you ultra stoned mongoose you

[jolly roger]

bet shes not even reading this i think shes being held hostage by some disgruntled ex jcer who she banned years ago

so im appealing to you dear hostage please let her go well i dont but fishys crying buckets aah

i bet its him innit he always said he fancied her dodgy fckr im also worried about roz hes had his eye on her as well please doa release them let em go ffs i will pay your ransom

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[jolly roger]

i know youre completely incapable of doing boards le but surely you can use a phone

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