[jolly roger]

Who’s this Claire chick who only comes out after midnight is she a bat I’ve known a cuppa Claire’s from here and they are always welsh like Minnie  and Claire Wales so who are you Claire please stand up it’s not too late you can still make my list it’s never too late ànd if you are Welsh just pretend you are from Bristol or somewhere xxx

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Oh right ta

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Would you like to enlighten us a andrew

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Im  on jeeter(Google it) no chance you getting any sense out of me for a few days mate

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Ha I bet I’d forgotten about you carrot crunching wurzel twit  (fck censors) let’s talk total football oh you can’t fckn lots of laughs glory hunting kind looks like aŕsenal a are laying a gauntlet to us  yeh in there dreams I’m not typing want more cos the new owners have banned sweàring the ×××÷÷÷÷ ×××÷÷

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Yeh lindaaaaa you might have a point there I look back on some of my posts  and think what the fck was that all about

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anyway back on topic

things weve been chatting about

im going to give out awards to the funniest(psst they dont know they are daft but hey shush)

so my classic  post of the week goes to to tom bowler

he says

question for you cose about 50 p coins

me yeh go on

tom,is it true they are putting his head on the coin?

me,oh but whats your point tom yeh i saw that on the news

tom,so are the 50ps going to be bigger?

me ive no idea tom lad  h  how they were ow they are going

tom,i was just wondering how they will fit his ears in

me oh yeh man what about stamps as well?

tom i dont collect stamps  i just use e mail and that

 

bless him priceless ycmiu

[jolly roger]

i just read your post your royal bleedin highness what do you mean you cant understand me  how long have you known me   you cheeky welp you need to delve deeper,oh ps xx

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jolly roger wrote:

heres a few topics on my site weve been discussing in the last week

oh btw a lot are from pats chat mob yep jcers as well and unbeleivably a lot of noobs i think theyve been watching my vlogs walk on the wild side on you tube,i may have inadvertently just happened to let it slip i was passing by with my camera that i had a si happened to let it slip i was passing by with my camera that i had a site

and yeh when ive got the time to mull over things with myself i think am i just a nosy barstard tromping about nosing into things that arent my business like a male older version of keyhole kate or am on a posithang onve note giving the public what they want?

i tell you what it all gets a bit too much for me sometimes

im just going to take it day by day from now on.

[jolly roger]

heres a few topics on my  site weve been discussing in the last week

oh btw a lot are from pats chat mob yep jcers as well and unbeleivably a lot of noobs i think theyve been watching my vlogs walk on the wild side on you tube,i may have inadvertently just happened to let it slip i was passing by with my camera that i had a site

and yeh when ive got the time to mull over things with myself i think am i just a nosy barstard tromping about nosing into things that arent my business like  a male older version of keyhole kate  or am on a positive note giving the public what they want?

i tell you what it all gets a bit too much for me sometimes

im just going to take it day by day from now on.

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