[jolly roger]

i remember you when you first joined here you reminded me of alice in blunderland bumbling about talking gibberish but i somehow knew you wanted to learn about british “culture” and maybe  you were trying to hard plus the fact nobody knew who the fuck  you were so i decided because you seemed a decent sort to take you under my wing and teach you the ropes which i successfully did,but alas what do i get now the pupil turning on the master snarling at me like the cougar you are s wearing  at me a hootin and a hollerin at me

 

you make me sigh you make me sad you make me smile but you make me mad you make me high you make me glad so all in all its your fault im bad!

[jolly roger]

charming

not exactly the woman id take to mothers for sunday dinner are you?

[jolly roger]

dickhead you wouldnt have lasted 5 minutes in there..

[jolly roger]

problem is tho linda i get who you are on about but hes a good mate of mine hes been good to me erm omg where do i go from here?nah i cant talk about ppl behind their back big no no for me,but also i feel for you,youre disappointments,let downs etc maybe its just the distance tween you two like its highly unlikely he just say hang on pop the kettle on i be there in half an hour is it? anyway stop trashing my thread linds xx i want to know what trespassing means as in chat sites ??/ its bugging me.

[jolly roger]

this is why you totally piss me off kenty sometimes it wasnt like that at all we had some of the greatest  intelligent boardies in there fast cars,pats my rubes,diane,sgt pepper erm moon maybe not moon lol xxx rip er lucky,tinks tic tax tiggy /catmanblue,me,silent knight cymoril lex etc loads of em who were sick of the puritanical ways of just chat we didnt need mods even when limpy and ge tried to wind us up they didnt get banned we just laughed at them like the dicks they are just cos we had pats chat tag as not for the faint hearted meant nothing really just a laugh wannit i miss it tremendously fore i go the king and queen of pats were loads of respect for these 2 people they wont be reading this but its got to be naughty monkey and hells granny top ppl learned me the ropes

and ps irish lucy,dubbs funny as fck and sharp as a tack,i miss you all loadsXXX

[jolly roger]

it takes two to tango tho?

[jolly roger]

ps this thread is dedicated to sir robert of middleton aka thin ice aka limpy bob and also to good friend of mineto all the older readers the one and only sunny xxxgreat woman her she once was a mod on pats chat she lasted about a week everybody just tore the piss out of her bless so she resigned lol  aah.

[jolly roger]

IM quite looking forward to tonight,ive rounded up some new recruits,what it was i was doing my usual friday night stint(stand up comedian)beenh doing it for years its easy really,few gags,bit of karaoke and i just get pissed with the audience nobody wants a miserable barstard on stage do they?its not like we are on telly,just a big hotel,so there were a crowd of geordies in and the inevitable jocks,and there i spot her,denise fckn welsh get in result,shes at it “i look nothing like her pet,man,man,pet”i said “youll do”scours round our caledonian friends thinking theres got to be somebody?best i came up with was do you remember jim mcdonald from cozzer?its the spit of him i tell you,so they are coming tonight they are bound to spend 20 quid each arent they?

i dont actually have to pay for my beer but im still going to party like its £19.99.)

[jolly roger]

oh yeh sorry mate.

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[jolly roger]

hi soms, nice hol,right thats the niceties over wtf you mean youd go as axl rose you bald tw@t i mean if you went in next sunday

 

oh bonus question women only axl rose is an anagram of what?

winner gets to share a cheap sleazy hotel  in blackpool with me.

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