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gobby claire not you claire i mean minnie mouse,did i meet her yeh did i nob her no just sat on mumbles beach near swansea,she just waffled on for ages about shites,i couldnt get a word in edgeways so i did my usual and fckd off hey dont get me wrong nice chick her but the lady diana hair cut put me off a bit,so god bless all who sail in her
heard she shacked up with her next door neighbour some guy who thinks hes shakin stevens cant see that lasting long can you ?
hiya scottish mist or as i call her moisty nope never slept with her either but what a brilliant lady,id bracket her with that other lovely lady sassy,love the pair of them to bits and pieces
icon,hmm now then well yeh its true she can fit into a size 6 dress
she weighs about 4 stone twiggy hates her,and yeh she has got about 58 jobs,but is she any good in bed? not sure she wanted to give her one but i said noooo im 14 stone and 4 lbs i didnt want to snap her in half
rads, omg let me have a drink i need courage for this
biab
no its not and stop shouting wailing like a bleedin banshee
as you are all damn aware i am no gossip but there was a hey and i have it on good authority a jc baby born on dec 29th total facti even know the name.
kin knew it didnt i shes on the phone now gobbing off fck her im watching a film the wall floyd
i dunno what im laughing at im gonna get slayed tomorrow off her
can somebody say it wasnt cosy it was a clone luv ty xx
hmm right whos next er oh i got one on my mind but she will go bonkers if i start,shes alright and that just takes things a bit personally drugs innit i spose top woman tho when shes straight,i dont really know who i am but i dont think she knows who she is
have we had sexx?
cant remember tbh and neither can she but we are both regs and i love the bones of her xx
shudders anybody remember moon?
i met her one day let me tell you why i was in aberdeen yeh,i was only there cos wotsaface weemo had broke her ankle and couldnt do her job properly,you know cleaning schools and that,i tried to do her over a desk but she was having none of it,so i fckd off,i didnt even know where i was but i had moons number,cos she only lives round the corner from weemo,,,,,,,,,,oh just as an aside you ever heard about when weemo and moon had a fight? cant say too much cos of legal reasons and also im not a gossip but moon went round to weemos gaff pissed up and that yeh and weemo hit her over the head with afrying pan
so anyway i digress so i rings moon up one day,heres how it went actually
ring ring
her “who the feck is dis”
me “hiya sweet cheeks its me cosy”
her “what the feck do you want”?
me “nowt just i know its unbeleivable im wandering about aberdeen like alost bell end,and was wondering if yer hubbys in?
her “why do you want him you gay tw@t
me,” no you fckn buffoon,i want you”
her ” ok pop round then you sasenach ugly fck he wont be home till tomorrow hes out catching crabs”
i tell you what this thread i havent said ive had schex withanybody have i
but nearlydid with moon jamie rip xxx hey listen she wasnt shy when i got there she wascompletely starkers sat on the couch
all demure and petite and asked me quite coyly “do you fancy me”?
me ” said i do but why are you sat on your cat”
she said”what cat”
it sort of all went downhill and pearshaped after that so i just left
hiya youse ok? ive been dreading this bit but ive started it now so might as well finish it,soz for all the name dropping but its the way the mop flops innit
JAN ,i dont know what it is with me but i love geordies they kind of console you like i get my benefits from newcastle dhss,and when i dont get paid sometimes i always get this cute voice aah divnt worry marra it be there in the morning really nice bloke he is
anyway back to janinho i quite like muscular lorry drivers and once you get past all the marra pet man geordie lingo shes areet;handy she has an articulated lorry saves paying b n b dunnit and shes the only woman in the world who taught me how to reverse park .)
just to finish off and mop the floor with lindas head,stop shouting caps dont impress me much,problem with you is linds,indeed if there is a problem the more you open your mouth the more you let us into your mind,so may i suggest you go and find a dark corner and put a pillow over your head,and just think about what you say and do
im not having a “pop! at you beachy i love you to bits,all im saying is we here at jc towers are a bit yanno tired of your antics,so maybe baby you can tone it down a bit yeh?,then we might,,only might consider lifting your ban
ps its ciao not chow
laters,
