[jolly roger]

we have our own version of the waltons here on jc

goes by the name of kiwi

nn im going to bed

regs  nn kiwi  me 6 hours later are you going to bed or what ki sod off

 

[jolly roger]

and ps les battersby aka known as bruce jones is one of the worst actors ive had the misfortune to see

but tbf hes just a scally fair play to the  mad head

that scene where him and ricky tomlinson try to kill a sheep and sell it to a butcher is just so funny

it was set where im from langley middleton manchester 24

well i dont live there now ppl move on

 

the gangsters in the film are based on the wards a notorious band of thugs

(hope they arent reading this eek)

er yeh stopping wotever   hes called inthe film stopping him buying  his daughter a communion dress

anyway great cast in that film

whats the film i hear you ask

RAINING STONES

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[jolly roger]

oh we doing names now ok?

my two are bonnie langford (love a bit of ginge me)

and r.i,p linda nolan

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[jolly roger]

on it like a car bonnet  mate

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[jolly roger]

omg yeh ive seen chubby brown at south pier

but im not doing any puns today

im still rather irate about these so called celebs

i give you  for an instance ok

im a very lonely boring useless waste of space man

my only treat in life is to get the tv mag on a saturday

and i say to myself(i have to cos theres nobody else there,well apart from archie but he iggies me and carries on doing his jigsaw)

oh pointless celeb special is on i might have a glimpse at that

and look the chase celeb special is on after thatdeffo getting a glance that one

but i always end up feeling deflated   celebs  ? never heard of em

i know more famous people that work at the pound bakery down the road than them.

 

 

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[jolly roger]

i tell you what i have noticed buddingtons your yellow pic is very clever its an optical illusion innit?

its like a budha but its also a thumbs up

you thought it was going to escape  my attention dintcha?oh you know that batman logo did my head in for years that

and oh forgot what im saying now soz bye

 

 

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[jolly roger]

hi east midlands GAL here

ive probably got the warmest duvet in europe

i could out tog anybody  if i wanted to

but id rather  call other regs liars cos i can cos im a secret mod.

[jolly roger]

hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen  king

even tho im full off piss and wind

who can resist  my gorgeous  blue eyes

[jolly roger]

oh im another host hi

get this

went to a meet a bit back

had the munchies   bought some chips

anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling

,

right youve had my time now fck off

jaysus wept  puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face

ffs ive left me chips on a car roof

barstard

 

 

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[jolly roger]

hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church

anyway bbl  ive got a picnic to sort out

bloody hell with picnics and my fake  jewelry

i dont know wether im coming or going tbh

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