[jolly roger]

what best bits?

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[jolly roger]

budha wrote:

here is one for you jols….i have just pelted a polish beaut..x..x

well two actually stfu….smurks

Oh make it 3

where is paigey

helen psst dont say nowt

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[jolly roger]

hi people may know me by a female name  but im reallly a mexican bricklayer called pablo

didnt  know how to escape my adobe

so i thought oh iknow  just join jc

hopped over the wall and here i am hi

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[jolly roger]

hi bit stoned at the mo

but ive got the biggest ears this side of the  mason dixon line

prince charles has fux on me

yeh hi im in a rock band got about a million  chicks man

i rehearse and do gigs every night

its a wonder with my heavy schedule i find the time  to type here 24/7hings

hi im a romanian refugee called stanislav

i enjoy  dressing up esp pink fluffy things

and talking complete and utter bollox ?

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[jolly roger]

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

 

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

 

 

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[jolly roger]

” bit quiet in the cafe”?

“yeh i broke my back when i  got pushed off a cliff but hey ho”

“im untouchable so i can say what i want to hosts”

anymore”?

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[jolly roger]

im dying to say names(but i wont)

but just for a laugh  lets see if you can suss out the so called regs from here (btw feel free to add) and it is a laugh so dont start kicking off

 

inpo my speakers are working now i can hear paul weller better now,

 

good morning from nz i just fell asleep  bye (sic) at the fire

 

gm “its cld here”>

 

“ive no idea where abdul is”

hi  its me smiley face 3

 

 

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[jolly roger]

i was in a restaurant the other night mr basris in blackpool

one of the only one thats open

i think they let me in cos of my vlogs about blackpool called walk on the wild side on you tube the wild side and i advertised them so free meal yeh mon

and this drunken eejit threw a prawn cocktail at my head

and said “and thats just for  starters mate”

some weirdos round here im telling you.

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[jolly roger]

bout as funny as toothache you anchor

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[jolly roger]

just get it walloped mate it be reet

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