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lol right whos next?
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who is this lol😋🥕
ohhh ahhh more more…ohh ahhh….ohhh ahhhh ohhh that is fantastic ….ohh ahhh that is amazing….oh yes…eeee really….ohhh ahhh more…more….and plenty of chilli😁👍
me in the kebab shop drunk last night🥳
oh and who is this😁
hello can i speak to ***** on the other side of the phone….yes can i take your order…..me again😋🥕 who is this and what are you doing ringing me in the bath….person on phone…hello..hello can i take your order…me again ….why would you want to take orders from me…fella on phone…..well this is the pizza shop..so what would you like…me again…well i like lots of things….fella on phone….yes can i help you or not….me again…well yes what have you got to offer….fella on phone….well we do a lovely garlic bread with cheese on and kebab meat for £6…..me again …..do you know that i am allergic to nuts….fella on phone…we do not put nuts on any of our pizzas….me again…haha yeh bad idea that might hurt a bit …..fella on phone….do you want this garlic bread with cheese and kebab meat…..me again…who said i did….fella on phone….no one but we can accept cards….me again….eh is it your birthday……fella on phone….no that was last week…..me again….oh so you remember me then….fella on phone….should i……me again….should i what…..fella on phone….look are you being funny….me again….no i am a grumpy cracker….fella on phone….look your brains deep fried matey…..me again….just 2 quarter pounders with red onions….fella on phone….so you want a half pounder….me again….how much will that be….bloke on phone…..look mate are you taking the pee…me again….why like who is this…..fella on phone….the bloke that has sent 2 hard nuts to your door….me again….well why would you do that…..fella on phone….coz you are a numpty….
do not worry though i give him the wrong address ….😁👍
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lol good to see youre back on form budsy babes x
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hi im a host,dont come here in much but i do on sundays after a bottle of communion wine that i nicked from a church
anyway bbl ive got a picnic to sort out
bloody hell with picnics and my fake jewelry
i dont know wether im coming or going tbh
oh im another host hi
get this
went to a meet a bit back
had the munchies bought some chips
anyway got chatting to some mere jc underling
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right youve had my time now fck off
jaysus wept puts me seat belt on ready to stuff me face
ffs ive left me chips on a car roof
barstard
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hiya i was dragged up in a posh area….BUT….i still wear kappa tracksuits….and my footy boots packing shelves in Lidl lol
here i have one for you jols😋🥕….see if you can work out who this is👍
hello
goodbye
🥳
hi ive nobbed the best most beautiful country and western singer in ireland called eileen king
even tho im full off piss and wind
who can resist my gorgeous blue eyes
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