I JUST WANNA CHAT

hi im from mumbai

well i say that  but i really own a vape shop in cheetham hill

er yeh im  well my names quite common but im the number 1

and yeh im stagnant think of a dried up prune

so stop with the bollox  that i had an affair with a married man for 3 years?

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hi people may know me by a female name  but im reallly a mexican bricklayer called pablo

didnt  know how to escape my adobe

so i thought oh iknow  just join jc

hopped over the wall and here i am hi

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hi im dreyfer

heres how it went (i know i said no namesbut yanno )

me ” oh hi drafes  ltns how you doingpal”dre yeh not bad musnt grumble you know

me “know what”?

dre “well its just my owner/master  hes ok hes a good guy but he can see im dying to go out and yet he still keeps frantically typing on his keyboard talking nonsense i just dont know what to do anymore”

me ” aww bless dre come and move in to mine if you want”

dre “hhmm well i think about it but how do i just walk out on the sad lonely get”

me ” well i tell you what dre have a think about it and get back to me yeh”

dre ” ok i love you”

me ” love you to babes  xx now put the phone down”

dre ” you put the phone down first”

me “no you ”

dre ” no you first”

me ” oh fck off click

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hi im a 70 year old  tv i own my own yacht amongst other things im, proper minted me  yeh ok i admit it i do scour the streets late at night looking for drunken sailors

but only cos i want my rigging  fixed”

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budha