king_strongbow

linda good morning I feel all my Christmases have come at once meeting your good self il buy you dolls fridge magnets mocking birds whatever you so desire linda.Your loved.

my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached

no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands

shes over the road in the bushes watching my house

I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse

bought her a ring raided my bank

should have bought 10 beers and had a wank

I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs

now for part 5 over to sairs

Point is its mostly lies.  People lie about us to put us down and make themselves feel better .

Happens to everyone all the time.  I watch it happen to other people I see it happen to me and to you too.

Its like a bandwagon of total nonsense people just jump on in order to score points and be cruel to eachother .

I mean I don’t even eat c…[Read more]

Took less than half hour to write.

I hope it makes people laugh its not serious at all.

Follow on as no one else did

Then she stalked me on facebook, she stalked me on twitter

She ranted and raged and sounded quite bitter

I changed my phone number with EE

I hitchhiked to me mums so she wouldn’t find me

Pmed a women in forum 3

next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee

said she was pregnant had to flee

now I’m hitchhiking on the a3

I think that’s quite good too.  To continue the theme just for a laugh

Next verse could be:

This dank and dreary shower curtain

Never take things for granted

See the sunshine

Darkness – the calm before the storm?

They said they loved you

Now I’m thinking of some poor sod stood up all alone in a grotty bed and breakfast waiting for…[Read more]

hey king I stayed in a hotel in London ranked 1951 out of 2100 on tripadvisor total hole rats in the wall same duvets as my nans house in 1981 sure your getting the picture king. Then my tap wouldn’t work had to make a pot noodle with radiator water not good

Makes perfect sense x

i seen a view i thought it looked nice, the first sentence is what i thought when i seen it the rest of the sentences are what i added to it, mine is in bold the non bold is from someone else –

(it looks like fire leaking out the cloud

Heaven met Hell

He looked up and saw fire leaking out of the clouds,

Thunderer rumbled as the angels screamed…[Read more]

i seen a view i thought it looked nice, the first sentence is what i thought when i seen it the rest of the sentences are what i added to it, mine is in bold the non bold is from someone else –

(it looks like fire leaking out the cloud

Heaven met Hell

He looked up and saw fire leaking out of the clouds,

Thunderer rumbled as the angels screamed…[Read more]

i seen a view i thought it looked nice, the first sentence is what i thought when i seen it the rest of the sentences are what i added to it, mine is in bold the non bold is from someone else –

(it looks like fire leaking out the cloud

Heaven met Hell

He looked up and saw fire leaking out of the clouds,

Thunderer rumbled as the angels screamed…[Read more]

i seen a view i thought it looked nice, the first sentence is what i thought when i seen it the rest of the sentences are what i added to it, mine is in bold the non bold is from someone else –

(it looks like fire leaking out the cloud

Heaven met Hell.

He looked up and saw fire leaking out of the clouds,

Thunderer rumbled as the angels…[Read more]