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Stunning!!!!

Thanks everyone.

linda I wasn’t over the moon being offered the role of a scruffy peeping tom halfwit window cleaner its hardly tom cruise in topgun is it

on reflection maybe I was too harsh orson after reading your heartfelt post about ge and blossom saga I found myself agreeing cast members kicking off the last thing you need one more point however after some research seems robin askwiths a Manchester city fan ha ha ha

thanks for the feedback linda sorry about the salesman comments very clumsy I shoud have used the term salesperson humble apolgies have you ever saw the film billy liar linda?

orson/speilberg of blackpool north before you use my name in conjunction with any soft porn films my lawyers are watching I will not be taking part in this project or any of your futer projects quite frankly your not up to the job ill stick to what I know acting screen writing etc you stick to selling lampshades

wow. ok i am poor. so you put me down for that yeah, i have worked my whole life i brought up my kids and worked full time i had a fucking mental breakdown and now i just work part time s0 yeah ok im scum. my furniture and my house is shit. thanks. nasty furniture?

fine

wow ok thanks.  not being funny but you never once asked to talk to me on the phone or even skype I think maybe you are gay or really ugly  anyway do one . I’m was told you chatted someone up and made them feel really uncomfortable. Just saying. Oh really just fuck off

gutted wow, why do that? you were a new chatter wang doodle I liked you cos you were a roald dahl character I though you like me. well I don’t take this kind of shit laying down. id0ont care about my legs and my boobs but that’s a bloody awful pic of my face.  evil bastard yeah I hope a bus hits you

Ok what gives me the hump?

People that totally CRUCIFY BULLY and GANG UP on people because they are different/odd/slightly difficult to comprehend or understand at times/socially inept/needing kindness and understanding/not as good as sucking up and bottom licking the ‘popular clicky crowd’ as others/unique/awkward/less or more intelligent than…[Read more]

these are my pet hates in chat blossoms monkey troupe no prizes for guessing the brains in the operation there I also dislike staplers t shirt ive tried buying it off him a few times number 3 is flying kiwis guesting skills they sure leave a lot to be desired

these things really get my goat white socks, uri geller ,Tupperware, people talking loudly on phones in trains heard a cracker the other day this Charlie in accounts sounded a right cad I digress door to door salemans and myself have crossed swords a few times I’m like no I don’t live here and they say whens the owner back don’t cross examine my…[Read more]

I am truly touched……..

Had op first thing monday morning,  was discharged into family care tuesday afternoon.

was worse than my neuro surgeon thought but he has done his best and hopefully the fusion, cage and degunking of my spinal cord will at least mean it wont get any worse paralysis wise.

i do have a little feeling back in places but…[Read more]

Sounds nice x

Oh Linda you make me laugh so much.  Shall me and you start a totally f**king doo lally club together pml.

They will send the special bus for us and  we can lick the windows as a team. ROFL

Be calm Linds xxx You don’t need to explain yourself to anyone.

Much like me they probably wouldn’t understand half of it anyway – just kidding xxx

Sometimes its better to laugh, even when all you want to do is to cry xx

Its all pantomime honey x

He’s behind you x

Sending lots of love and powers of healing to you.

Take care lovely laine xxx