lancsman48

Tighter than a fat girls shoe

its clement here in god,s country

Amy

Accck lads just had jacket with cheesy beans and tuna mayo on top

Its not the cough that carries you off,its the coffin they carry you off in.

hows does milk get in coconuts

thicker than a submarine door

how long is a chinaman

never put all your basques in one egg box

Anyway about the thread ……footballers should be made 2retire @35 end of.

POKER

48 my ass was 51 on 25th feb :D

yeah how astute ugo next Question?

i am that man ffs

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

0-0 with sending offs and everybody gets injured.

and then Giggs finds out that Gus Poyet is his missing father, cos I have my suspicions on that one.

an earthquake or similar disaster would not go amiss :lol:

OMG Shazza your psychic i,m sure lol.

@AbitofMary_J wrote:

i love Drambuie Liquer Coffees’ mmmmMMmmmm…. like Glayva but sweeter…. and if money nae probs… try Irish Mist…. yummiiii but £15 a wee bottle…!!! shockin… pity woolys dinny sell it…. ya can buy or knock it at woolworths… and thats if they’ve got any in… lol Sum say…. he died of a fever….. sum say he died…

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Sounds like a job for Sister Mary Clarence aka Delores van Cartier

@ugo wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

happy is an anagram of bullshine

You Obviously not from the same part of Lancashire than me then if thats how it is there eh…… #-o #-o #-o

Praise the lord owd mon sorry.

Pb is as funny as Rabies in a guide dogs home but…thinks he’s a singer really.

i’m think just off A38 or A64

happy is an anagram of bullshine

if only i was under your duress Pats nah your not that lucky.

wtf does anyone want a caravan for

Velkommen Janey good luck lol