Melody

Than you very much for my birthday wishes, my ecards, my social media birthday greetings etc.
I can’t imagine how you all knew (hahahaha!)

Craig you cheeky moo! I take exception to being referred to as kinky lol jk

Well as today is my birthday and it’s Easter Sunday and nowhere is open I have a cunning plan….
I’m going to drive to rural…[Read more]

@desmondy wrote:

It must’ve been a hilarious repetition……

Your sarcastic humour has shown no bounds in the last 24 hours!
You obviously had your weetabix yesterday morning! (It puts more hairs on your chest)
:lol: :lol:

edited because I got your you’re mixed up! D’oh (I clearly need some weetabix)

Sometimes others do the quiz and GD participates so maybe the additional points were from one of these times.

@Emma. wrote:

My Blackberry!! which has frozen for the 3rd time this week grrr :x

my iphone did that this morning!

Well done Cherrie for being the first! lol

1) Where did you go on your first ever date? HE PICKED ME UP AT THE BUS STOP AT THE TOP OF MY MUMS ROAD AND TOOK ME TO TOWN WHERE WE WANDERED LOL
2) Where would you go now on a first date? AH IT HAS TO BE A QUIET PUB NEAR THE DOOR TO DO A RUNNER (HAHAHA)
3) How far would you go with someone on a first…[Read more]

My dog getting on the back of the sofa and trying to lick my ears!

@Poet wrote:

No it was all a fix

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Lol

Eyeore says otherwise apparently!

I would like the power of healing, it could be a lucrative business enterprise!

In celebration of his career, here are some of Frank Carson’s greatest one-liners…

– My wife said to me: “If you won the lottery, would you still love me?” I said: “Of course I would. I’d miss you, but I’d still love you.”

– There’s a professor who’s crossed a chicken with a spider, he’s now got chickens with 8 legs! I said, ‘What does…[Read more]

God I feel Old! Even Des is younger than me lol

I like reading all of these though, reminders or the past!

When I was 12….

Challenger 2 disaster happened
Out of Africa won best picture OSCAR
Hailstones weighing 1kg killed 92 ppl in Bangladesh
John Mcarthy was kidnapped in Beirut
Chernobyl disaster
1986 Fifa world Cup in Mexico
Prince Andrew marries Fergie
Desmond Tutu becomes first black Anglican bishop
Jeremy Bamber found guilty of killing his…[Read more]

I do believe you all must have lost my address dammit.

Unfortunately my iPhone wont let me into the quiz :(

Happy florist 200% profit day xxxx

You never know when I’ll turn up in a taxi with a cold pizza and in my dressing gown Des!

Blossom you don’t even know who you are let alone anyone else fella

I don’t really care to know anything about most of you let alone make anything up!

I say most… Some of yas are proper canny like :D

And if u believe the stuff that’s been made up about me over the years I’m very obviously a fake obese man of course! Haha if they knew the truth!!!!

Edited coz my iPhone made it up for me!

erm…. lol

Pasty he has but more the point…

You have facebook Pasty :P????????

“Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss …
But I only slept with you, cause I was pissed ”

“My love you take my breath away …
What have you stepped in to smell this way .”

“I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

@Barbie_Girl wrote:

While i am guilty of the individual greetings (i feel bad if i dont) i have cut down the xxx part, and i am not and was not one for hanging around to do the goodbye bit lol

It’s a vicious circle coz everyone does it because they feel obliged to when greeted with a sea of hellos! I do it too… it just seems that lately it takes…[Read more]

@mucky1234 wrote:

It took two years for the guys in the local boozer to say hello to me. F2 has that feel…………

Mucks you are meant to buy them a pint and not eat all of the bar snacks on ya own!