Melody

I heard the most rubbish one ever on Friday night…

‘Hello Big Boobs’ is all he said.

***shakes head and rolls eyes*** :roll:

My brother took a samurai sword to someone who was stealing his car… he smashed in the window with the handle end and swiped at the mans head!
Lucky for the man it was an ornamental sword and he wasn’t beheaded!
Lucky for my brother too or he would now be in prison for murder.

Many years ago I worked in a shop and persued someone who had…[Read more]

@YourChoice wrote:

I’ve becomed accustomed to waving the tea towel under the smoke alarm so i suppose i shouldnt scoff at anyones idea of a meal :lol:

I am actually a good cook! I was just being inventive this evening! It turned out nice.. I took a picture, unfortunately the picture makes it look like puke lol

@kent f OBE wrote:

@YourChoice wrote:

Everyone to their own and all that but sounds a bit :-…

No one eats my main meal freshly made, I havn’t got a hopes hell in chance of anyone eating leftovers :lol:

Don’t think of it so much as left overs as ‘rechauffe cookery’!
I remember my domestic science GCSE! lol

@YourChoice wrote:

Everyone to their own and all that but sounds a bit :-…

it was only a pasta bake :?

I just made a lush meal out of yesterdays left over veg, added some cooked pasta, fried off some bacon, leeks, mushrooms and peppers and mixed them all together in a dish with homemade cheese sauce then topped with grated cheese and whallop in oven.. bobs ya uncle nelly is ya aunt… a cheap and cheerful hearty meal from yesterdays crap!

awww how sweet…

I got jack this year too! lol

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Today I am gonna lay like broccoli on my sofa until about 2pm as I am extremely tired due to not going to bed until 2am and then getting up at 6.30am for the dogs (barky lil mofos).
This afternoon I shall brave the mizzley weather and take the dogs around the country park at the top of my…

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last week.. to Currys! They ballsed up my delivery and then when they brought my new fridge they left it out in the hurricane and it blew over and smashed to bits.. I was tres angry!

When was the last time you got caught doing something you shouldn’t have and what was it?

What do little birdies see if they get knocked out?

I don’t think it is creepy but am not comfortable with her wearing Diana’s ring coz I am supersticious!

That said… I was amazed to see royal wedding commemorative mugs on sale in Collectables yesterday… That is surely jumping the gun a tad???

I think facts and figures are utter tripe…

My BMI tells me I am obese but at 5 ft 10 when I was in the weight range on the health experts chart I was so thin my collar bones stuck out etc… its all about how someone looks and how high their cholestrol is and how healthy they are and where they carry their weight that matters not what a chart…[Read more]

@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

Today I am gonna lay like broccoli on my sofa until about 2pm as I am extremely tired due to not going to bed until 2am and then getting up at 6.30am for the dogs (barky lil mofos).
This afternoon I shall brave the mizzley weather and take the dogs around the country park at the top of my road (not that they deserve…

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Awww Kenty I just noticed you said me…

You must need ya head read lol

joking aside..

I made a very very good friend when i chatted in F2 and we always promised that we would go for a curry one day… purely platonic I might add… I still have to get that curry date in my diary but I stupidly moved 300 miles north ! oops

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I feel like crap today!!

Sleep deprivation sucks!!!

2 more days til valentines.. the day I officially know am left on the shelf lol

Today I would mostly like to snog…..

TOM DELONGE

OOOOO the places he could put his little piercings I tell thee!!

Am so excited I have tickets to go and see him and the rest of Blink 182 on July 12th Yay!!!

Tom am coming to get youuuuuuuu (pucker up)

Today I am gonna lay like broccoli on my sofa until about 2pm as I am extremely tired due to not going to bed until 2am and then getting up at 6.30am for the dogs (barky lil mofos).
This afternoon I shall brave the mizzley weather and take the dogs around the country park at the top of my road (not that they deserve it for waking me up)
This…[Read more]

To be honest a CRB only works if someone has been already caught anyway. They count for nothing otherwise. References don’t highlight potential risk either coz not many give a bad reference do they? It’s all something very hard to police.

I am spending my first night in my new home tonight… YAYYYYYYYYYY

Just used my mums bero cook book and made chocolate fairy cakes with my 6 year old. It was fun!

Going to the theatre with my sister tonight to see Footloose

Going to view a house on Monday yipee