Melody

Blubbing at Toy Story 3 infront of my dry eyed 5 and 9 year olds… haha

Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

More SNOW

the cat trying to jump onto the worktop and misjudging it… looked like he was doing street running lol

@momentaryloss wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My tattoo was free cause my best mates bro owns a tat parlour. I love it and would never need to get it removed coz I can hide it in my hush puppy when am an old bag.

Your hush puppy!

You do mean your shoe don’t you?

:shock:

Indeed! Although I do have a couple of 8 week old puppies but am not fancying…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

You know your trouble Mel ? :lol:

I wondered why there was a photographer outside my house… you’ve been watching me and taking pics u saucy thing.

Well when he is up a ladder cleaning his windows and walking down the the local shops he doesn’t look to troubled. I smell a mahooosive rat.

He lives on his todd Jen!

@GAZLAN wrote:

Nuclear fallout or pullout ? :lol:

Depends what you have been eating the day before lol

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Melody wrote:

you should get a better aim and you won’t need them :lol:

Woul’nt be so bad if she kept still :wink:

Might I suggest a Biohazard Kit might be better than a Kleenex in that instance :lol:

I have nothing against a man…. wish I did I might feel a bit more warm lol jk of course!

@GAZLAN wrote:

@anc wrote:

yeah I knows – most women are, and if the men were honest, so are they! lol

Well it ain’t what i use my kleenex for lol :lol: :oops:

you should get a better aim and you won’t need them :lol:

In the hopes of reaching the moon, men fail to see the flowers that bloom at their feet.

Snowed in! Well kinda! I went on the school run this morning and got 400 yds in an hour so gave up! I would have walked if I knew how to get there directly but roadways its about 3 miles and am sure my 5 yr old would have objected to trudging in 5 inches of snow. On severe weather warning for more snow too… Boo Hiss.

My tattoo was free cause my best mates bro owns a tat parlour. I love it and would never need to get it removed coz I can hide it in my hush puppy when am an old bag.

I keep hearing people talking about the ‘wedding of the year’, surely they mean mine? haha

Snow!

@Melody wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

So ppl in here chat using a nic to remain anonymous.

They hate it if any of their personal details such as name or phone number get given out on the boards or in the chat rooms yet some are happy to post pics of themselves and say the area / town in which they live.

What’s more likely to identify you to a nutter?…

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@panda12 wrote:

So ppl in here chat using a nic to remain anonymous.

They hate it if any of their personal details such as name or phone number get given out on the boards or in the chat rooms yet some are happy to post pics of themselves and say the area / town in which they live.

What’s more likely to identify you to a nutter? Your own face and…

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@thin ice wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My thought for today, don’t lose sight of your mate in a packed nightclub when you are in another city and meant to be staying at hers! Cost me 55 quid for a taxi home!

as if we going to belive that
you pulled and snuck of with him :lol:

I think she did actually!