Melody

que sera sera

how tall are ya?

any way you get married is a fantastic day so long as you get a fake minister who declares it null and void the next day. greetings from newcastle via my mobile phone :)

for quality… Kenya or Carribbean

for entertainment value… Shagaluf

Shoe size?

@Pete wrote:

and the last time Newcastle won ANYTHING was ? :D

they won the hearts of thousands of Geordies pete.. thats all thats required. Loyal to the beloved toon til the end.

@will wrote:

@Melody wrote:

on a similar note…

my friends dad who is in his 70s married a thai girl.. she’s in her early 20s. my friend as you can imagine is gutted because she’s an only child, her mum passed away prior to this and now this thai girls come steaming in and ruined her relationship with her father, took her inheritance and now wants…

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@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Hells bells id shag him :oops:

supporting sunderland has already shown u clearly have no taste.

i at least have premiership taste :wink: :lol:

umm 16 years in the premiership unbroken… i do believe sunderland were relogated as recently as 2006… oops

and to think at the end of next season… we will…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Hells bells id shag him :oops:

supporting sunderland has already shown u clearly have no taste.

@Pete wrote:

@Melody wrote:

My pic…

hehe

hubba hubba

lmfao so close to the reality too haha :?

@Yoda wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Debates Motel

Stop it Pete!! I’m sooo trying to resist temptation to take Willywaffle’s pic into photoshop as it is.. and now I just have mad visions of Will as Norman Bates

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

yoda me lil pease pudding :D good to see ya

My pic…

hehe

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Come Out Come Out wherever you are?.. :lol:

what did the chicken say 2 da other chicken?

cluck
cluck
=D>

FCK ME I THINK THE BEERS KICKING IN WAHEY :D/

apparently so Will as you left nothing for me to answer. :?

What’s ya biggest fear?

and you can all totally bog off :lol:

NEWCASTLE TIL I DIE

@WooHoo wrote:

Celibacy is only for those who are not getting it anyway.. :lol:

you mean ya celebate if ya getting NUN lol

ok bad jk

on a similar note…

my friends dad who is in his 70s married a thai girl.. she’s in her early 20s. my friend as you can imagine is gutted because she’s an only child, her mum passed away prior to this and now this thai girls come steaming in and ruined her relationship with her father, took her inheritance and now wants a baby with a man in his…[Read more]

@Melody wrote:

Nothing has pee’d me off this weekend… it’s been wonderful and all the more better as I have all next week off since its half term woooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeee :D

actually i lie…

my hair turned pink off a feather boa on saturday night.. that proper pee’d me off, and i have just this second poured my hot tea down my neck but on the…[Read more]

Nothing has pee’d me off this weekend… it’s been wonderful and all the more better as I have all next week off since its half term woooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeee :D

gawd

1) ya all a little too preoccupied with pb

2) to think the ickle sperms that made yas were the fastest to get there is beyond belief.

pooface.

lol

Hello I am Melody and umm.. and last night I did these little babies…. Oh yeah 8)

binge drink…. moi? never
vodka anyone?

Breast surgery for beginners by russian author and dr, Ripanippleov

My life with 3 testicles by whodyanickabollockov

old jokes but couldn’t think of anything better am affraid. Lame.

I am going to Dorset with my kids

I am going to Caister with my kids

I am going to visit family in Newcastle

I am going to Magaluf with 13 friends in September when the kids are all gone(not taking kids)

I have booked a villa in Turkey but not sure if I can be bothered with it now