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king_strongbow replied to the topic I love Britain in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic I love Britain in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
Ameilia
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king_strongbow started the topic I love Britain in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Light up, as if you have a choice… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
Lol JN, I am not that good, I just say sayings from songs x
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king_strongbow replied to the topic What a friend we have in Jesus… in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
This was a song about Jesus, wtf are you doing :)
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king_strongbow replied to the topic O Lord My God in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
You do JN
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king_strongbow replied to the topic Closing time, one last call for alcohol, you cant stay here! in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Feeling lonely lost and scared empty inside and out his head
Wanting to go back to his bed so empty inside and in the shed
Lost everything and everyone that was close to his heart
Decided it’s time just to fall apart his life in pain what a start
Feeling angry and alone maybe he just wants a lethal injection
Cold and hard like a stone just…[Read more]
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Some guest keeps asking me to pm thought okay so asked them when
No reply so i popped into see they said look don’t tell on me
Been naughty and had to flee then asked don’t click the block key
Morg is my name i have no shame i’m always the one that they blame
They have no game said his names graham would i be his dame
I said slow down what is…[Read more]
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Hello guys my name is Donna and i’m not dim
Yes that’s right i workout and go to the gym
To right i like diamond rings i’m so flash
Don’t like dings who flash the cash
My body all lush and suntanned
Don’t need a skint man sounds so bland
My car is pink so shiny love her so
Own my own house so smart i no
All the boys try to catch my…[Read more]
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king_strongbow replied to the topic The Two Greedy Sisters in the forum Off topic chat 8 years, 3 months ago
She cut the cake into 8 portions as you were watching, and when you looked away she put all pieces together to make a whole, she then crawled through this hole into a new Universal dimension, leaving you with literally no cake on your face :)
I know that was wrong, but I will think about :)
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Their was a guy who joined here
As i watched the morons appear
I’m sure i tried to warn him
As he was funny but not dim
Ever so charismatic and sane
Hope his brain ain’t decaying
Gad suffer warns the girls away
Stamina and will makes him stay
Now he’s won the girls hearts…[Read more]
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king_strongbow started the topic What a bad spell of wether in the forum Jokes and humourous links 8 years, 3 months ago
we are having…
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king_strongbow replied to the topic The Two Greedy Sisters in the forum Off topic chat 8 years, 3 months ago
She cut the cake perfectly in half, and let you walk away with your slice of cake all happy, knowing you were happy as you selected what half you wanted, but she then licked the knife as this had cake on it. Sorry, only thing I could think off :)
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king_strongbow started the topic The Big Sick in the forum Art, poetry, music and film 8 years, 3 months ago
I watched this romantic comedy last night, apparently the movie is based on true events. I really enjoyed it, it’s about a man from Pakistan who lives in America and is a up and coming stand-up comedian.
He meets an American girl at one of his stand-up shows but things are a little difficult as he loves her but even though she has spoke to her…[Read more]
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
:heart::angel:JUSTNOTHING:angel::heart:
Justnothing is a great bloke with a big heart and is my special friend
He is so handsome and smart stopped me going around the bend
Went out of his way just to make me feel welcome and feel okay
In my heart i’m sure he will stay until i’m old and going so grey
Wished we could meet up to go out and p…[Read more]
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Bragging all day he had popped off his folks
Awww so upset he broke his bmx spokes
Saying he let their handbrake off pushing them over a cliff
Could be just getting on a bit feeling old his hair in a quiff
His poor dog was feeling hungry so ran off and left him
Never types a full coherent sentence making him look ever so dim
He mocked some…[Read more]
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Mister Q do i know you as chatters there is a few
Hello thanks for your post and your content
Maybe you popped down for heaven god sent
Hope you’re feeling good and having a nice day
Give me a call maybe sometime we can go out and play
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Underdawg replied to the topic Rich Intelligent On Top in the forum Chat forum two boards 8 years, 3 months ago
Oh lord this is tragic it started at school
Best friend turned on him for being a fool
Acting all tough desperately trying to be so bad
Seeking to hide his pain and suffering from gad
Trying to build his computer with play station parts
His life slowly failing with loads of false starts
Minds all boggled stuttering and shaking
Eyes all…[Read more]
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