mischievous

I think he was probably just naughty.

Dunno why me mate Saidy is still banned yet a nasty man abused Mooosey last night just like me abused me a few nights previous to that and in both instances calling us vile names like c*** and other nasty things and hes not banned.

I wont say his name as he will start ranting on here and might call me the C…[Read more]

Sorry I’m poem hog.

Years ago when I was breastfeeding I need to put cabbage down my bra, my ex brought me back a lettuce.

I can make it look like theres an invisible wall in front of me and do a bit of robot, I mean not that I am bragging or nuffink.

I had wondered why the itching, why the constant need to scratch

Apparently that happens, just before they…[Read more]

kiTng has said this is also a thread for storys rooms quiet so thought id come here

It was a normal Thursday afternoon around 4pm I was working at the time and dating a lady first year was great but somewhere along the line she turned into the wicked witch of the west so I will refer to her as ww.

Ww was having a Tupperware party I suspected…[Read more]

with thanks to mizzy king linda what a marvellous collaboration maybe we should start a performance arts group in real life.

Shes put deep heat in my pants bugged my milkfloat

Her tactics are getting somewhat cut throat

She found me in the bookies ambushed me a treat

I ran for the exit I stared at my feet

she got me on the high street pinned…[Read more]

Why favourite memory JN, I agree it’s not all about gifts, can be anything. Spending it with the people you love and celebrating the birth of Christ is the true meaning of Christmas.

wtf are you talking about lol :)

Shes been at the windows her face looking in

Her head looks so massive because shes so thin

Her ring fell off and it went down the drain

I’m glad shes getting soaked in the pissing rain

I hope she leaves soon as I need a wee

And me mums complaining and wants her tea

Id wank in here to womans weekly

But when I jiggle about the stairs a…[Read more]

A toy record player.  I think it was fisherprice.

And later on a tape recorder and a guitar my dad got made for me with ivory pegs.

If the mocking bird don’t sing milkmans going to buy you a tea towel with the blackpool tower on it

linda good morning I feel all my Christmases have come at once meeting your good self il buy you dolls fridge magnets mocking birds whatever you so desire linda.Your loved.

my first xmas gift was a rattle king I don’t think my mum and dad liked me as there was still a snake attached

Was is it they say, it’s better to be talked about than not all. Ignore the haters… 

no contest Manchester but I think adge cutler and the worzels would give the smiths or the stone roses a run for their money in a battle of the bands

shes over the road in the bushes watching my house

I’m sat alone in the dark like a church mouse

bought her a ring raided my bank

should have bought 10 beers and had a wank

I’m sat here in the dark broom cupboard under the stairs

now for part 5 over to sairs