mischievous

ok poll then

over the years who would you say has produced the best music in britain

a.london

b.birmingham

c leeds /Sheffield Yorkshire  lot that’s lot not lol

d,manchester

e liverpool

f Glasgow

h Bristol

I newcastle

j stoke

l leicester

vote

ffs just leave me alone yeah

Point is its mostly lies.  People lie about us to put us down and make themselves feel better .

Happens to everyone all the time.  I watch it happen to other people I see it happen to me and to you too.

Its like a bandwagon of total nonsense people just jump on in order to score points and be cruel to eachother .

I mean I don’t even eat c…[Read more]

Took less than half hour to write.

I hope it makes people laugh its not serious at all.

Follow on as no one else did

Then she stalked me on facebook, she stalked me on twitter

She ranted and raged and sounded quite bitter

I changed my phone number with EE

I hitchhiked to me mums so she wouldn’t find me

Pmed a women in forum 3

next thing I knew in a Travelodge in bangor on dee

said she was pregnant had to flee

now I’m hitchhiking on the a3

I think that’s quite good too.  To continue the theme just for a laugh

Next verse could be:

This dank and dreary shower curtain

Never take things for granted

See the sunshine

Darkness – the calm before the storm?

They said they loved you

Now I’m thinking of some poor sod stood up all alone in a grotty bed and breakfast waiting for…[Read more]

I thought it made a nice consequence order poem lol

hey king I stayed in a hotel in London ranked 1951 out of 2100 on tripadvisor total hole rats in the wall same duvets as my nans house in 1981 sure your getting the picture king. Then my tap wouldn’t work had to make a pot noodle with radiator water not good

Makes perfect sense x

Lol, translated that means total sh*t :) All good, I am not a poet… That was very nice JN, and the pic 

Lol, that was amazing, I found the documentary about Charles Ingram fascinating. I never saw any celebs on deal or no deal, I missed those ones. I know what you mean though, have you ever saw the celebs when they are doing a show for charity but they really want to continue on, sometimes they say if they lose they will give the money anyway. It…[Read more]