mischievous

This American import annoys me too….I have been to a few…one was my granddaughters…well my Daughter In Laws..

I had already been given instructions on what I was going to buy (the nursery furniture) very nice it was too even though I had no say in which one lol….then obviously I was wondering what to take to the actual shower….I did…[Read more]

All the stuff looks amazing as always LD

Wish I was your neighbour!

Hi nil.

Just letting you know im right up for this.

Im prepared to move house, take a cover job, grow a beard.

Whatever it takes.

This is right down my street.

Please keep me informed.

God, posing as a women online.

Did you see yourself, doing this 2o years ago david?

Im going to write to your neighbours, now numbers 2 and 6.

You need help pronto.

Dont worry linda, we wont be on the same wing.

Any man, who calls himself tracy thong, will be very busy.

I very much suspect, he wont have any time for visits.

Back in 1992, me and my mum went to court to support my dad,

I dont want to go into details, but cut a long story short he beat up a bus driver.

Thats not the best bit, it was in bristol town center in at 2pm, in broad daylight.

He made me dress as a tiny tim like character, and my mum as a nun,

In those days, they could read out your…[Read more]

I know, ive brought, honesty, and dignity back to the boards.

Lets hope it lasts, im sure that will be the case.

Dont send me flowers when im dead, send them when im alive.

Thanks again cosy, just ushering the police out the door.

One of his mates turns up trying to sale me 300 quids worth of shower gel.

So with the drunk and disorderly, in a laundrette, which i still maintain was a chip shop,

Im now up, on running a brothel, drugs charges, stolen goods, the body found in room 32, again he was in a coma for 3…[Read more]

A cop just asked me if i know a bloke called king of mice.

No i said, but my face went red, and my eyes darted to the floor.

I think he knew i was blagging it.