mischievous

Good job he’s already dead or he’d have thrown himself out the winda lol

Anyway my point is everyone writes for different reasons and I’m glad you decided not to go into too much detail over what defines and good or a bad poem and use an analogy instead.  EastEnders is total crap, I’d like to think of myself more as Emmerdale, which is apt since…[Read more]

Awww Doris xxx I told you, room one is empty we could fill it with numpties.  We could make a better world, we’d have to chuck stapler out of it though – but he’s been flashing his t shirt in room 3 lately so that may not be a problem.  Ask Martin if he will change the name from Room 1 to Mizzy’s Room I’m sure he will as he loves me (he has ne…[Read more]

Sheepy Poem

Here’s a poem about some sheep,

You think of them whilst trying to sleep,

About they jump and have a laugh,

Occasionally they will have a barf.

They stand they stare they grin at grass,

Are not aware of time go past,

Munching happy eating ground,

Quite content to stand around.

In the fields they barrrr away,

They’ve…[Read more]

Thank you Nice xx  You are a good friend to me.

SG you say:

I hate to say this, but it doesn’t make a good, or even an acceptable, poem. It’s certainly a poem whihc is personally important, but I know of poems rejected as totally inadequate despite the great personal importance for the poet, and the editor said openly she felt really bad abou…[Read more]

Thank you both for your comments.  I appreciate positive criticism.  I do not believe that every single poem written should always contain ‘depth’, I often write hoping to amuse.  It is a personal choice whether a person enjoys reading poetry about religion politics and other meaty topics.   You can’t win them all. My poetry suits my pers…[Read more]

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n.b didn’t swear on first verse.

sorry if that sounded like I was blowing my own trumpet then,but unfuckinbeleivably I am a mod not in here itsa a footy site called blue moon,i know 99% of them as well,ive sat with them,smoked and drank with them all,they still ask me tho why do you ban ppl if they swear in thread titles?
me “cos I don’t like it”
them “but yer a fuckin hypocrite…[Read more]

pl us no names no pack drill,but the guides have grown up in the ranks,you just cant think oh I fink I be a guide today,it don’t work like that green.they will aka guides know 99% of regs/users
cos as I say they wouldn’t be there otherwise
and no im no poacher turned gamekeeper
ive had me moans and grumbles bout hosts/admin/mods,but by and large I…[Read more]

the problem with that is green,if indeed it isa problem guides are only like us,yeh they have their mates,so what big deal>? but I don’t believe they ban you for no reason,unless you are really bad,and I mean bad
can you imagine martin pming all the guides oi oi saveloy why you banning her/him ive got a yacht to maintain.so stop ruining my franchise?

feeling left out?
feeling like nobody wants to know you?
feeling the guides hate you?
simple befriend a guide its only £3 a month to adopt one
failing that invite them out to a picnic
guides just lurrve picnics.

done

well It was supposed to be a funny poem to make people laugh.  Due to your comment I wont be posting up anything ever again.  Also never heard of ‘yello’.

Cheers and FU

im not to sure about the texture strength or the depth of this poem mizzy

while I admire your endeavours,why I said it plurally miz is for two reasons sadly ive just had the misfortune to read karmas attempt at a poem

and 2,i don’t appreciate you plagiarising one of my fave bands///yello

so may I suggest once again please go into deep…[Read more]

ive lost count the number of times over the years,ive been gagged ,ah well actually that’s an asphomy,cos you wouldn’t know you were gagged

unless you thinkbeleive me its happened to me many times lol)

ive said about 5 lines now why is everybody iggying me

ive just thrown a “funny” in somebody must have seen that

but no as in my favourite…[Read more]

are you for real mate? ive just had mizzy on my case,arguing about poetry with me,all I said well gave her a bit of constructive criticism,i merely said her poems lack texture,strenghth and depth

so she kicks off at me like the mardy arsed kid  in the playground

you know the one plaster on her glasses,hearing aid,never shares her skipping…[Read more]