mischievous

I’m still waiting for youre holiday pictures from the last cycling tour q the one when you rode from somerset to Scotland with no tent and spent the night sleeping in fields

Personaly I have done 4 day cycling trips averaging 50 miles a day so I know twaddle when I hear it q.

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Mrq I will look forward to your holiday photos I think I speak for all of jc on that.

Yes, dogs are more loyal and don’t talk crap or moan at you for not washing up the spoons.

I wonder what we liked?

Guess we will never know now :(

I don’t mind meatloaf.

Ive tried to make it once and it was crap.

Anyone got any really good recipes?

still me

barmy

la la la flobbalob weeeeeeeeeeeee

wheres my spanner?

ITS DOWN THE TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skinnyskanyoldladywithnoteeth.com

Don’t really need your permission but thanks anyway doll.

LOL

Ive seen your pic, no ones ever likely to ask you to flash your anything are they love.

Oh, is your spanner in the toilet again?

‘filty’ is not actually a word unless its a made up linda muppet womble word.

LOL

Yeah you are just a little fly to me.

More a bluebottle one, eating peoples food vomiting and crapping over it afterwards then eating it again.

Once you’ve put your teeth back in obviously.

Aww long distance relationships never work, they fizzle out and they die.

So you managed to get a jump from a man so many years younger than you are – rejoice.

Its only cos hes in here 24/7 and couldn’t get anyone his own age.

youre back where you are and he is where he is.

What you gonna do? go on cam and lick the screen?

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I am ‘filthy’ I am just a dirty dirty girl.

And what are you old timer?

Sit on that comfortable cushion and don’t forget to put your teeth back in.

Oh shes older?

You been hanging around old peoples homes then doing a Milky?

Hilarious.

Too funny.

Hope you’ve had enough sugar today or an energy drink.