mooosey88

aah shites I probably be banned now after saying that im blaming friday 13th see yerz in about 6 months or summat.

just realised its friday 13th to paraphrase bow go figure
wonderd why everybody was having a “POP” at me

I cant seem to be right to be doing wrong today,ive been in 4 chat sites today and 4 shops and everybodys snarling at me so i will just console myself with kenners nice reply xx
many 10 yonks ago I used to go in kenners shop,not literally but I used to chat to her every morning how much is that how much is this?
she would say about £3,78 and i…[Read more]

in england pigeons are called flying rats
and well youse all know where i livendont start getting me kicking off about seagulls,

is erm taffy still knocking about in here? I remember when I first started chatting to her about 7 yonks ago
h”eres how it went
me,”so hi taffy what part of wales are you from”
her,” im not from wales im from wyoming”
me”so er whats all the taffy bollox about”
her,”excuse me”
me “why what you done”
her,”lofl no its just that ive always fancied…[Read more]

and whilst im here chuntering on does anybody think sophia as got eyes like debbie harry?

lol no offence taken swackers lad,and oops soz for the C word arc x but i was quoting the kids

I  bunk up with you borny if you want ,pair of beetroots in bed

and if  thickie brickie knocks on our door asking for one of his famous threesomes i will throw him down the stairs.

Yeh I might have a pop down borny.

why are the toilets in wetherspoons always upstairs it pisses me off i cant be arsed climbing upstairs when im on the “pop” next time im in a wethers  im gonna wear waterproof pants.

well i just do another instead,you know what they say if at first you dont suck seed

soz i spelt incomprehensible wrong but its a bugger to spell oops just sweared on a thread delete me,im used to it

racism i meant,thers no need for it in this day and  age,why dont you flex your mind muscles  and tell me which is the only band ,that managed to squeeze in the word incomprehenible into their lyrics,clue 1 their name is a palindrome

clue 2 they are swedish

clue 3,it isnt lay all your love on me

anybody else got spoiler alerts on s…[Read more]

id love to read the sport with you batty  undera duvet day monday xxxx

dont worry about our batty,shes a daily mail reader,

me to read i know it sounds weird but golly did,he always left a message on the jar,golly is a top lad,get him back i say.