mooosey88

im gonna get killed for that

its tantamount to a magician revealing a trick

oh yeh i am a magician as it happens

if anybody wants to pm me,i can even do tricks via pm blind

oh you dont beleive me ok

try it you will be astounded

thats a good un soms but i prefer lily allens song about thin ice

its not fair

ps som glad you sorted it out to do thread songs thumbs up emoji

side 1,track i,everything is alfie

2,the wonder of alfie

3,cum on feel the alfie

4,nobody knows where my alfie goes

5,big yellow taxi alfie

side 2

oh alfie boy the pipes the pipes are calling

7,alfie the fastest window cleaner in the west

8,i will always love yooooooooooooooooooo ,erm alfie

9,everlasting alfie

10,shang a langa…[Read more]

it as ld in the bedroom with her boot.

what like you pretend you can play the mouth organ

i never mastered that but our monica did

no arc lol who is it?

you better not say its me.

if you check your history a lot of poverty stricken mancs,scousers etc,were promised a new life,no more outside toilets(in fact incredibly a lot of women were heard to complain”eww a toilet indoors what about the stink”) bless em

so we built overspill estates they were promised gardens,and they got them,it was a far cry from tin baths outside…[Read more]

i remember a few years back,aah come on as if i can reveal names…but blonde asked me,why her rhododendrons werent quite on the ball

the simple reason was “rhodys” thrive on sandy soil not clayey grimy,northern cloggy pits

anymore gardening tips feel free to ask me?

id have a “pop at the ask uncle cosy bit

im also good at gardening tips.

old man skeppy de ole man skeppee

he just keeps waffling,he just keeps waffling

al—-onnnnng

ty im here all week.

the backing band lol,talk about taking the proverbial.hamming at its best.love it.

lol very apt.

just to tell you,cant reveal names but im in awe of cks just chat mag,its sorely missed

its just awesome the insight and the detail,truly truly funny its like private eye or punch

only criticsm is if indeed it is a criticism,well its constructive

is i just think the font size is a bit big

but nevertheless enjoy the person  nay author is…[Read more]

in 2011,when i was working for q magazine  was assigned to meet gab for an interview,so we met bizzarrely in the cricklewood  pub

she was surrounded by big and i mean BIG aussie bodyguards,and my christ  she is beautifful,just awesome,so i asked her my  first question,but half way through my firsrt so gabby,i just collapsed and fainted in her pre…[Read more]

its just got tamla motown written all over it,and as my post has as sometimes freelance journalist for anybody that wants to hire me as a shoot hip from the muso expert

but as im sure you know with social media etc.im becoming  a dinosaur,an expedient

everybody has something to say about a song these days,but can they craft it? can they weave…[Read more]

well thats just ridicolous arc

how can i beat that?

but searching through the annals,im not putting vids on like i used to.cos this site isnt compatible with my comp

but how the hell did lil jimmy osmond  have a xmas no 1 with i will be your long haired lover from liverpool in ,im not googlling about 74 ish

its just totally absurd.