Morgan.

Ouch

Uplifting

*puts my X ray specs on 😛

If you look, you’ll find there is always something that will make you happy. Just try to be happy, and enjoy yourself x

You brought Alfie into this darling, you’ve mentioned him in 3 of your 5 posts on this thread. No one has mentioned him other than you. You’re not Blossom are you?

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Mizzy and rudeboy have indicated as to my gender, please pay attention x

Are you referring to me ? Would you like to see my fanny?

How do I know you’re a female?

It’s all just words on a screen darling x dont take it too seriously 😎

Departure

Take your pick Girls 😍

Take your pick Girls 😍

I vote for both A & B

I would go with either, A or B. I’m more about chemistry and personality. If either had a tendency to drink too much then I’d choose the other.

I have this unfortunate association with alcohol and violence, and in particular drunken men and violence against women. Sorry, but I find excessive alcohol use repulsive.

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Indecisive

It wasn’t a Minute Waltz then 🕰

Chopin

Women do prefer a sober sophisticated man as opposed to an incoherent drunk.

x

That was was 36 years ago, what size is your waist now?

What did you replace the crumpet with? Alcohol?

Well, you’re probably used to bedding old dogs 😍

Repressed