Mr Fishy

oh and ps

9,he actually banned me from here cos he was balls deep in an ex cg

and she cba  to bang me sorry ban

10,aah sighs i dunno musta been well out of it a pic of me appeared in jc im like oh nooo not cos im ugly but theres wolves preying with their photoshops etc

so what does doa decide to do pto shop me and sent a false pic of me all…[Read more]

lets get  it on like marvin gaye

get it on bang a gong get it on

get down on it.

looks more like mario.

Fishy i want you to go to a mirror look at yourself in the mirror and give urself a big kiss .Life is too short to go on a diet adopt a healthy lifestyle and the pounds will lessen .

I think ppl are all shapes and sizes and when that fat little sperm hit that little fat egg some ppl are destined to be fat .They were fat kids plump adults and…[Read more]

are you trying to be a female me?

this poem is dedicated to patricia kelly  rest in peace darling xxxx i wont be long

MYBRIDE DIED OF  suicidewhy did you  have to take the overdose babe? things wernt thatopyouwere warned about the dangers to  stop being mad when you kept going  on about suicide

i thouotght you wasnt really serious you always had too much pride

you know like er  youdn got it got it out of your system and returned to sanity,with all that…[Read more]

no irs not its  exciting,better than shaggging  your  neighbours innit

i bought you chocs you said yoou were on a diet,i bought you a  ring but you didnt want to try it

remember when  i came to your house  that morrning? and i bought you a large fresh  rose

and you threw it youvea bin,well  you smelt it did it get under your nose

im getting fed up  now ive edited this poem,so im leaving at this,your world is your…[Read more]

SOME GIRLS YOU  CANT JUst  cant  reach

trying  to get  your  attention  is  like  standing  in front  of a train, ive used  a  tousand different hammers but i still cant get thru to yer brain

when i asked you for a date and you said yeh i was that happy i went  home humming,i stood there for 3 hours till i realise you wasnt coming

you ha…[Read more]

silence of  the lamb

he wont talk to anybody  if you mention mint sauce

ben hurt

im not doing synpsies

cos im sulking cos me threads been trashed

on the bushes

you cant can you sulky git

oh look at ge having  a hissy

ok fair enough ge your floor

add a letter to a film

who told you to change the rules?

petty woman

yep kentys  at it again