Mr Fishy

itchy fanny so we dont talk anymore

he haw always responds like that

calm down ge lad sorry to  mention your non existent life

it just seemed to fit like

raveheart

a scottish bloke with a penchant for painting  his face goes clubbing

I rang you last week but you were too busy watching Below Deck! 

erm eating trifles the jam

and whocanforget  tpau

vagina in yourhand

HAAAAAAAAAAA

lash gordon

the general enjoys a bit of sado masochism

whilst seiging khartoum

youre shites at threads you smegger

i only replied cos i feel sorry for you xx

my nephew when  i was trying to get him into punk

i played rock the casbah by the clash and he used to sing fck the gas board

must have reminded him of  his dad.

alison moyet we all love rays erection

lucky ray eh

oh and billy ocean

go and get stuffed

which i often serenade kenty with in  the mornings

boing helena

oh this film is so sad please dont watch it

so anyway what happens is,sorry for the spolier alert(youre not going to watch it anway)

so this like pretty fit bird,goes to this geezerss apartment

and he said to her  summat on the lines of “are you into a bit of rough”?

“depends she sighed”

well excuse me theres  rough and r…[Read more]

These are brilliant! 😁

when we were solders

two old buddies reminnisce abour their days working  at a welding factory

rear widow

a woman discovers…………on 2nd thoughts lets not go there eh