Mr Fishy

hostbusters

a gang of disgruntled ex jcers  sick of being banned go  oon a search and destroy mission

to track down jc hosts past or present.

shat

continual diarrhoea

hampers the progress of the cool sauve detective

mutiny on the bunty

all hell breaks loose

as an angry staff of workers  from a famous girly  comic

do a sit down protest

something about a pay  rise  that didnt happen

its a wonderful lie

james stewart finally  gets exposed as the pathological liar he is

animal far

father ted explains to dougal how cows can appear to be smaller froma distance.

LE miserable

sad tale about a grumpy guide who is that fed up with life

she goes round booting people to make her feel better

best bit of the film is she even bans herself

the log good friday bob hoskins perhaps gives us a little tmi

how he suffered constipation over the easter period

she was funny her the way she kept blowing her lid

suppose i might as well throw ape fear in as well while im at it

the jungle boo

an irascible bunch of monkeys scares the shytes out of tourists by leaping out of bushes  and giving them proper vebals and abuse.

the able guy jim  carrey proves hes not just a complete utter useless waste of space.

anyway just thought id tell you the latest news about where this threads going

im not telling you who it was wether its a man woman or a doa

but they got in touch and asked me

it”like your thread ive seen better but i was wondering if we change it a bit”

me “go on im all ears”

it “well what about swapping a letter or adding one maybe”

meim…[Read more]

life of bran

pretty shitt film tbh

thats my guilty little secret i still use net curtains :)

2 angry men

low budget court drama

who framed  roger rabbi

er decription in pm only)

the bids tippi hendren gets conned by an auctioneer

casio

jewish mobsters try to flood vegas with cheap digital watches.

top soms good shouts

i thought about ale rider

a drunken cowboy keeps falling off his horse so i go with this insteadbb

rita sue q kenty and limpy bob too

i know its cheating but ask me if i give a fck

ok erm one flew over the cuckoos net

fck you southgate

rita

so i go with this one instead

mid night ow boy

jon voight forgets the lube

no doas were hurt in this thread

rain ma

a 30 yr old autistic man

oh btw no offence to autistics im one myself(i see what isee)

but ok im taking the rip out of myself wgaf

so yeh

me “looks like rain ma”

mother fckn goose “what you keep looking out the window for?

me ” just checking out if that big breasted woman  on bbc1 early doors is telling lies”

big bad momma “fck…[Read more]

lol you got me at it now

er

aint your wagon

two middle aged cowboys arguing over a horse drawn buggy.