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Peter Rabbi
Story of a Rabbi leading a secret life as hopping Porn Star
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Lady and the ramp
Story of a lady who hit a bump in the road
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when we were solders
two old buddies reminnisce abour their days working at a welding factory
rear widow
a woman discovers…………on 2nd thoughts lets not go there eh
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These are brilliant! 😁
The Martin.
Martin buys a house and becomes a House Martin.
The Able Guy.
Man knows how to keep the ladies happy
Missing In Acton.
Man goes missing on way to the local shop.
An Inconvenient Ruth.
An elderly lady who is always late.
Baby river
Story of the cutest little river separated from his mum
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boing helena
oh this film is so sad please dont watch it
so anyway what happens is,sorry for the spolier alert(youre not going to watch it anway)
so this like pretty fit bird,goes to this geezerss apartment
and he said to her summat on the lines of “are you into a bit of rough”?
“depends she sighed”
well excuse me theres rough and rough
but theres no need to chop her arms and legs off is there?
so the ending is in a last desperate attempt to save her life(and she had 3 kids)
she managed to somehow fling herself out of a 24th storey window
aah but the police medics etc were already aware of this and had the biggest
est trampoline in the world waiting for her
and thats why the film is called bo.ing helena
on a footnote,i chat to helena now and then
yanno the usual what you up to?
i love it when i ask her what you upto hels?
and she says “nothing im just arssing about”
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