Mrs_Teapot

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@pepsi wrote:

What ! Certy!

Never heard of this …lol

I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have ’em hangin out on the line
I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts ‘fore you can count from 1 to 9
I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

And God shook her head and said:

“I said invest in Tie Rack, not invade I-raq!”

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Lol words… love it :D

@Terry wrote:

He’s appeared in a film (Shallow Hal) too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMLZnY2nLcw

I like his philosophy and his raison d’être.

Ah another fruit cake then<<<<< likes raisins :D :D

Seriously… never heard of him… I read the book how to win friends and influence people…failed miserably… I think his wise words would be…[Read more]

Just when you thought it was safe to venture forth :D

SNOW

@Ironduke wrote:

Can someone tell me what this thread is all about plz ?

Yes Iron…. its marlboro saying hello… and us saying hello back

I would have liked to pop in and say hello to people …. would have been fun, I wouldn’t have been able to stay over or anything but just saying hello and putting faces to names would have been fun…. dont be grumpy wake :D :D :D

Sure have tinks… have you noticed too that referring to the thing they lost … looking at you accusingly they state with absolute certainty…. I left it there ( there could be the coffee table, kitchen window sill or wherever)…..only to discover its in their back pocket :D

@a certain sadness wrote:

Im the happiest bunny in the world today.I want to sing and dance, oh yes dance. I want to pick terry up and swing him across the floor and samba :D/

Dont you two look the business :D

Were you naughty in private chat mm? Shame on you :D

@ian52hants wrote:

Inkstand

In-kst-and

Clever clogs :D

Wish I was a grandma anyway as far as grammar is concerned it’s a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word.

Does anc have a stalker btw? I got a bit lost on this thread…. did I miss something?

This is football related so I thought I would put it here (hopes not to get told off)

I almost cried with him….. welcome back Fabrice
The man himself took his first faltering steps onto the green grass of home, blinking into the dusk. He was greeted by the sight and sound of 22,000 men, women and children on their feet, applauding him. Singing…[Read more]

ok……

Name an eight letter word that has kst in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. :?

Yeah…. stick em in with Chameleon that’ll teach em! :D

Correctomundo :D

Ok someone else find a puzzle….. not too hard :D

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

Lol ok ok….. I see it. :D

OK, one to ponder :D

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

mississiippii …although i cant spell it :lol:

Well kenty…. its true that does have all the doubles , but no. This is an English word not a place name either:D

I’m partial to a bit of fruitcake….have been called on before too :D

Lol ok ok….. I see it. :D

OK, one to ponder :D

What English word has three consecutive double letters?

Hope these make you smile certy…. many a true word spoken in jest :D

Ever noticed how all women’s problems begin with men? MENstrual cramps…MENtal breakdown….MENopause…GUYnocologist!!

Why don’t men wear tight underwear?
It cuts off circulation to the brain!

What’s the difference between a man and a chimpanzee?
One is hairy, smelly and…[Read more]

Gosh sargent your post was the first post I opened today….. nearly choked on my coffee laughing :D

Word of the day…..

Naughty