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your back doors are always open said in a sid james arf arf way.

I have been banned 3 times usually by pb,and its always when I get to 1500 posts,what am I on now 900 and odd?

oh happy days ive got 600 posts in the bank ,I best use them sparingly.

thee er lodged up a guides arse quote kenners tickled me…oh I wish.

come on poll now I meant not walking up to youse if I lose I will walk and wont post on here again its up to youz?

ha ha just seen this thread lol

take  it to poll thread im  no Theresa may

but if the poll says vote cosy out

im walking up to youse?

im not being  presumptious but I think I will get a majority swing

as if anybody wants to see me go like,yu cant ban me im to cuddly and loveable and ive got loads of mates  on here

ive warmed to gez me I used to hate the gobby bastard,but im attentive hes got some good points tbh,but I cant forgive him for calling our faz ginger

not having a go at you gez but can you kindly refrain from using the f word on my thread please if you need to swear create your own thread,,hum as if

gez just noticed you said Mario hasn’t said owt,well he wont will he,hes cowering,picking on moon,he knows im coming at him,wait till I really start on bully boy,im just biding my time.

tbh ive seen moose knocking about on boards /chat im not blind

and in my opinion oh funny enough that’s the thread heading

id rather have 1 moose than ten alfies or that other dickhead  mario

I said George fittest beatle wife  id say ringos Barbara bach

k cheers bud ta no kisses tho

you know I do gez

yeh ppl could knock  probably would think im not in or not answering

but im screaming for help but silently

freaks me out.

what worries me is ive been told if I stop drinking im prone for a stroke

well I live on my own,onlysee  my landlord once a month when he empties the meter

nobody would know if I was dead people might knock or that stroke thing where you are aware of your surroundings but you cant move to call help,i think they call it body lock or summat not…[Read more]

just a cupla things maybe 3

1,this thread isn’t or never was about moon

2,I read with interest what alfredo said on page 8,alcoho;;isnt is oh I cant put it into words but I think what he means basically is alcoholoism is the disease that you can die from if its taken away from you you can go without weed coke etc

look im gonna admit summat im…[Read more]

yes but you’ve got to understand  linda is very very busy,she has 12 hungry Bulgarian students to feed,thats why she doesn’t stay long

as long as she gets 10 hi lindas

shes sorted.

well said ge,im hm how can I say this a “bit of a drinker”

and where I live I  reckon theres at least 10 outlets in a 10 mins walk where I can buy booze

so I vary them once a day as in er what day is it Monday ok I will go to shop A, so by the time I go to shop J ten days later,then back to shop A eleven days later,nobody thinks your a piss…[Read more]

and before I really kick off and iwill moi and Gucci are happy as pigs in shit now in f2 now,i dint want them banned and they arent

I don’t want anybody banned

but is it time to relegate Mario to 2 to teach him a lesson?