orson kart

and scweam and scweam and scweam
for any nooby boardie out there
welcome to roses world,our beloved host aka violet elizabeth bott

host my arse
she couldnt host a tea trolley

oh ps dont get her started on making cakes for lesbians
andnever i repeat neverever mention her getting a creme brulee anda blow torch mixed up
lol
bless her little…[Read more]

dont start picking on our rubes bob

I get what you are sayingmilkingtons,iknowits (whyismyspacebarnotworking)hang on
not exactly cordon bleu
but what do you want for a quid?

whats your e,t,a dracs x
cos it opens tween 12 and 1.15

lol good morning arc how are you today?
throw a cupla xxs just in case youre in a bad mood.

im a male lou lou.

soz im a right lazy barstard me,i can type and spell and stuff,just cba
stick yer gramar up yer jaxies
forgot what im on about now,er….hang on…………….erm
no fck it its gone
oh yeh i do,,,,, the oh yeh i do was about 10 mins ago
angel im from manchester so kin means without fuc in front
see told you i was lazy
night
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kin proper lollingtons ange xx

ok im getting rather fckn irate now(name the film where that quote comes from)
ive admitted im gonna chat up somebody on a site no point doing pats chat, theres no chance,cant do jc3 as if we all know each other
so therefore looking for a noob in f2 or 1
must be into anal and watersports
cheers

ps im only a pm away/oh and you get a free meal out…[Read more]

question to laine you can only answer yes or no
do you fancy coming for a meal with me at the sally army
my treat?

hmm lainey you sexy cornflake xx

ha ha reezo lol ,no couldn’t chat him up,his bf was giving me daggers
he threatened me with a plastic knife and fork

mam,what you crying for?
me,all the kids at school keep calling me big head
mam,oh just ignore them they are stupid,anyway young markie cose will you go to the shop and get us 5lb of spuds
me,yeh sure mam have you got a bag
mam no i havent,oh just carry them back in your school cap.

day off pete?

I live about 10 doors away from the salvation army building,and they do dinners for a pound,ive known about this for ages,but cos its on my doorstep i dont bother,its like i can see the tower from my gaff,but ive never been up it, but yesterday i went(only cos i fancy one of the volunteer workers) i had a cup of coffee,lentil soup,bread,cottage…[Read more]

oh shut up rubes luv ffs,youre seeing things that arent there you drunken sot
1,stop bringing my name into every post you make
2,sober up,

sound?

chucks ruby into the canal as the wife beater i am
to get back to thread title
yes ive been cloned and still am to this day even though i havent been in jc for 6 months
oh but nothing comes easy with me,i dont get any auld cloner,i get the illustrious doa as mine
i know all you regs know its not me
but hey ho they do say imitation is the…[Read more]

id invite borny and her only
why? cos i dont want any witnesses
id say things like ,er well i would have to shout cos shes a bit mutt and jeff
GLORIA YOU REMIND ME OF MY BIG TOE
SHE SAYS AW IS THAT COS IM SMALL AND CUTE
ME (THROUGH A LOUD HAILER) NO ITS COS I WILL BE BANGING YOU ON THE COFFEE TABLE LATER.

right im not advocating drugs i despise them so i wont tell you that magic mushrooms only grow in sept.oct and seeing its been warm weather they are abundant now like just loads for free,if youre unsure what magic mushies look like dont munch the wrong ones ffs you be ill
they are greyish white quite small and have a nipple on the top,looks like…[Read more]