orson kart

oi oi blossy you said analysis needed so analyse i did
might have embellished and exaggerated a few facts
but hey ho,nobody wants two word answers we are here to read and write stories

are we not?

gardeners tip of the day
if you like marigolds,dont put them in borders or tubs,put them in hanging baskets
reason
because cats love the smell and they piss all over them till they die

not the cats,the marigolds.

I see where youre coming from bloss,but ive always got the impression that its six of one and half a dozen of each other with you
youre a grown woman ffs,you come on here appearing youre intelligent,well you maybe,i personally dont think you are,youre too sucked in by fools,youre naive,you jump in,you let ppl into your mind to easily,youre a not…[Read more]

oh i see bobbys just a cat,thought you meant a new born baby,well im taking my xxxs back they are to valuable to start wasting on mere cats(see what i did there?)
it could have been worse initially i thought it was a thread about thin ice aka bobby.

I know yeh ,come and sit down with me,and have a reet nice cup of tea
never mind these bullies,
idiots
fancy stroking my inner thighs luv?

oh members ooh er missus
reminds me of thin ices dick
never seen it myself.unlike some on here
whistle emoticon.

struggle me with the replys quotes on this site
but re; laines post everybody hates me
no they dont
we are just aunt sallys to other members who have nothing else to do.

might be that fake stuff milks
i got done with that about 1991
proper ruined me xmas dinner
nowt worse than having a scammy j,pretend munchies and all that

alright i will dracs but dont start having a go at me,im a right moody ,tempermental uppity take it all to heart barstard.

come on lads we are in,pete ?

ta mate

wd fozzers and gd
and hey phongers free vip eh no more ads you lucky lad.

she likes a good muffin
omg ive gone all benny hillesque now
bbl

sid james arf,arf.

can I just ask you a quick question lainey
why are you sending arco recipes
can she not cook or summat?
but love your last recipe laine x,you got that right arc is a cheeky muffin.

im not one to be pernickety,or pick people up on their words,its hard enough doing a thread as it is

but east peasy recipes?
it just doesnt seem to sit EASY,with me.

knackered me ,done all me reading on sites,goodnight folk tc

theres a word from the past laine,when i was about 9/10 and was voraciously eating dictionaries for breakfast,whilst the minions were eating reddy brek
with a big fat glow on their heads
im sure insidious means sly?
i know iam ,im sure i am
used that word a lot to certain jc members.

so yeh so you have to put me at the bottom of the league gd,trying to belittle me and showing me up?
I dont care about the quiz,never have done since blonde admitted she googles

saying nowt me,whistle emoji