orson kart

soz world my l button is a bit sticky

welcome to the word bobby xx

there probably is loads of things what get brits angry

anymore?

welcome comrade bingo caller,and good morning to everybody(said in my best geoff boycott accent,unless you want me to switch to richie benaud rip)
now then
what am i on about today erm?
oh yeh i dont want you just as a correspondent milks,i see you more as a roving reporter digging the dirt on cheating overpaid nothing to do all afternoon so…[Read more]

scuse me if im wrong (i often am) and this is no affrontery to milky
but i dont think shr is milks,you sort of get to know regs and their nuances and traits over the years
so im not sure tbh
think I will leave it like that
like what?
like that

talking about hitler,ive no idea why I get this image in my head about our very own LD
in my world I call her adolfa
I picture her as a retired secondary school gym mistress
all bulging thighs and huge shorts,kinda like a big bunty,jolly hockey sticks and all that
bending her pupils over,if they havent brought a sick note from their mam
and…[Read more]

aah get stretched skep you grumpy auld tw@t

is that you pb?

did somebody say they are a pip assessor?
was that the old dla,I used to work there
well I know it is,just wanted to tell you ive worked there
but its all changed now,the reason im saying this i put in a claim for pip
about 2 months ago,been for a medical but no decision yet
apart from a letter last week,saying sorry we are taking so long
wtf does…[Read more]

you can be my right hand man on the bench with me,and when the cameras pan to us
we can whisper in each others ears
and martin tyler says,I wonder what those two have in mind?
in reality
im saying “dont look now sum,but you see that woman in block h,row 36 seat 12
sum ,”yeh well what about her”?
me,”I,shagged her last night,but dont say out shes…[Read more]

er as long as its by the side of me and not behind me,..ah see that comment could be seen has a ooh er missus bumboy joke or a ty im glad you are behind me…luv x
but figuratively I know what you mean
so welcome aboard soms lad.

oh and laine doing the pies at half time

sorry laney no karaoke luv

oh and gd doing the quiz

sorted

and whats a pheno

lahk?

wtf? lol

I go in charity shops,when im skint,i steal from them,you know like going in the changing room,taking two shirts,jeans,jumpers etc
then when i come out,”Isay not it dont fit luv”
then walk out wearing the other items,under my other clothes
sweating like a beaver
but tbf I always make a point of donating £20 to them when i win at the bookies(like…[Read more]

do you know what,I think I will start chatting in f2,see if theres owt knocking about,im not scared of that lot,.)

cheers ears aka ange xx
I do realise this isnt a dating site
just sniffing about for a single woman whos got a few bob in her purse
had a miserable life like me,doesnt trust anybody but has a good s,o,h

not homophobic but no gays or doas,im a bit fussy.