orson kart

i,m single cos I cheated on my ex wife,didnt mean to but it just happened course I regret it,shes took me for every penny I ever had
so don’t be asking me for any money
I shunt have done it in the first place ,my fault wouldn’t cheat on another woman again
lesson learned.
im 52,some say id be a good catch,6ft and very humble,can be funny at…[Read more]

is that you ruby?

aah that’s better ta x so we can start chatting properly now
so where do I begin
erm so wales yeh?
do you like it or would you prefer to live in a normal country?
lol xx

you cant beat the feel good factor.

yes I concur with you angela
its nice to be nice
I used to have that tag line a few years back.

love the word submit me ange im a dom
whats your gig ange,are you a submissive little mouse?

get a leylandii soph to piss your neighbours off big time lol

only joshing arc x,just messing about,give us a pm sometime
ive got summat to tell you
desperate dave
dundee.

oh whilst im here gobbing off can you tell tracy,not the daft one from stretford gams ex,the real one,vee wants you to pm her in pats
dunno what for,im not a nosy barstard like some

can you not just type normally ange?,I know youre trying your best,but get off the phone
I smoke a hell of a lot of weed,and your boggling my eyes in sugar boots
thats why theirs no salvia or nemesia in my baskets
ive smoked all the leaves

oh yeh they can ban legal highs,but they cant ban plants.

gonnna start calling laine mrs popple

dont know wether you know this,i know blonde knows and a cupla of others,not blowing me own trumpet or owt,im a plant expert,well not an expert but i had plant stalls all over lancs for years
and because i dont like any punters getting one over me
i learned all the latin words for plants.snap dragons antirhinums etc
in any job i do,i am that…[Read more]

also why does pats chat get so many gueststhers 56 on now
dont know any of em?

ive seen these dickheads from chat scene looking at what is doa,thin etc saying now im n ever movin from pats,if you want me,you better come and find me
now fck off
im not admin on pats

as if faz would allow that
thats more polis and suzes gig.

yeh theres a rumour kn ocking about cosy is dead,I was reading all the posts in mild amusement
sorry to disappoint you im still here folks
and heres another kick in your teeth for youz,if you try to wind me UP I just get bigger and stronger are you reading this chat scene admin
you think ive forgot about you?

lol as if watch this space

tinks I see what you are saying,all this online casino/betting bollox
but theres nothing like the buzz about being there “live”
its like somersitting in his armchair( come on yoonited”)
its better being there innit?
im knocking on a bit now tinks(im 52)i dont want to be belting out numbers anymore,ive suffered the heartache and anguish of going…[Read more]

were you saying hey dave to me angela?
im not called dave,but I know plenty of people who are
everybody knows a dave
and them who reply “er no i dont know a dave”
are liars.