orson kart

dibbers,dabbers,dobbers,schmibbers,schmabbers schmobbers
I dont care what the punters call them,they arent the tools of my trade
no I was more concerned about my safety when finishing my shift
went outside,and there were all sorts of women waiting outside for me milfs,gilfs,gays,trannies the fckn lot,”I used to say look im a bingo caller thats all…[Read more]

what the problem is,prize bingo ala day trippers on the prom
and cash bingo is a completely different monkey
its like the difference tween rugby league and union
in prize,i can turn up bare chested ,pair of tight shorts and wear flip flops
“come on get your money in your slot luv”
“I will do you any of the 4 corners”
but in cash bingo its…[Read more]

todays lesson is
IF i wanted to,,but I wont
coud waste yous eejits any time I choose to

dont be banging on your horn like youre playing the drums
just beep it gently
and smile and wave
“lights are on green luv.

wassup arcy luv,cant be that bad,come and talk to your uncle mark

loll was that aimed at me or belfers?

sorry to but a dampener on things,but heres a fact
death cannot live without life.

erm im not one to google but lol

a friend in need,is a friend in debt
oh btw laine this sunny side of the street what yound were going on about,I have also seen this pheno what ever
in todmorden on the lancs/yorks border
so we all just crossed the road to the sunny bit
and laughed at the others getting pissed on over the road
im thinking why are you doing that? just get over here…[Read more]

nice pics ange
bluddy hell what a day it was today,weather wise
let me explain
I go too see my grandson on weds he was 1 on monday
im looking out the window,and its persisting it down this morning
im like ffs,its a 20 min walk I walk cos its like killing two boards/(oops I meant birds,scuse me for my freudian slip ..grins)
with one stone
anyhow…[Read more]

do you mean my sister who plays the mouth organ?
are monica?

life isnt about waiting for the storm to pass
its about learning to dance in the rain.

I dont like battys new user name,they should only wheel her out once a year,and prise her nose from the daily mail
every day when I log in and I see the name tinsel it rankles me
in fact in keeping with the thread title
it seriously pisses me off.

twill be a brae bricht moonlit nicht toneet
and why is rabbie burns writing a poem about a mouse?
im going to write a poem about my hamster
oi you dickhead whats the big deal
stop spinning about on that fckn wheel.

its great this chat room malarkey,its like the open university
learned another scottish word today
sleekit
not sure what it means yet
is it sly?

you didnt say that to archie tho rubes
just saying like?

hiya laney xx
are you still doing karaoke,in that auld green jumper of yours?
lo

Oh and ive seen borns pic
shes got a lovely er washing line,