orson kart

hey moon do you want to see my moth balls?

dont mention fines to scousers shush

also if petes knocking about can you put a pic on for us marra
im sick of looking at a beetroot head.

sorry I meant sophia not angel
the name sophia reminds me of a capital city in bulgaria
oh thats sofia innit
ah but hang on …lets think laterally
sophie,sofe,sofa comfort cosy voila
I think I might have found a new “bird” lads

luv alliteracy me angel
anyway anybody chatting or what?
or am I just pissing against the wind?

she was blind in one eye since birth
didnt stop her rising to the top tho xx

todays lesson is always expect the unexpected

loz its hotel cali bow x

yes I was the was that maths teacher,who had to explain to the kids
“but you need maths”
confronted by angry pupils when I was trying to drive my renault 5 home
banging on the windows “sir sir why do we need maths you c”nt
im like yeh worever
do you know you try and help people and they throw it in your face?

IVE always found as an ex teacher,and now a magician,the knowing the mystical powers and knowing the mystical knowledge of the number 9 helps
just saying like

lugubrious

lol at quote,yeh IM fine sugar boots xx,IM never far away,tend to loiter round pats c,these days in total disruptment mode

is that you poli,not the horses you?

hiya lainey,x nice to converse with you again
not cos youre a millionaire
I dont go in jc chat anymore due to its full of nobrots
who cast spurious allegations
just keep your chin up,keep the faith and dont let the barstards grind you down
the cose xxxx

batty sort me mammoth out