orson kart

right first of all er what am I on about?
oh yeh well said kenners(I miss you x)
right now moving onto mz gin soaked b1TCH
I despair of you sometimes
never on a sunday eh rose

also when jonah won,dont think when I say this but all magicians have egos,that he was being bigheaded
we should win,we are the best
but I said to him half way through your “act”
you stuttered and stumbled a bit
he sez”aah fck off marky its them cameras innit anyway ive got 250,grand you will have to do a lot of gigs in piers and hotels to catch…[Read more]

I also pmd him after he won,congrats and all that you rich blagging tw@t,what you doing in front of the queen like?
he said “you just know like marky
IM like oh that one
watch him on rv
hes good

for instance when ricky jones won bgt
well I know jonah a bit not really know him but I met him at a mc dinner
course I know how he did the “trick”
im not allowed to say how
but I can give you a hint
if you want to be a magician
youve got to have sleight of hand,a superb memory
and how to play to the crowd
I made a fortune over the recent bank…[Read more]

yeh good post lainey babes
but what I really want to know is,when are you coming up to blackpool so i can show you my latest trick?
I am really a magician ask borny jadey etc ive bent their heads online
“doing stuff” but its like shelling peas to me,omg I was so delighted when the magic circle accepted me,yeh i was proud dont get me wrong
but…[Read more]

ffs grow up bobby lad.how old are you?

THE problem that ive got is
my password is that long,and that unmemorable
so when I reply to somebody,ive forgot what im going on about
bit like watching a film on itv2,by the time the ads are finished ,ive forgot the plot.
however ive wrote this down before i reply to you beebs
ashley thomas learned me the trick
I did know the word facetious,its…[Read more]

er discom i dont need to say anymore
come on bb weve known each other years
why are you taking me on###sillysod

ty bb xxx

also have you noticed marty mysyeriously vanishes when i appear
he was gobbinng off ,giving it large
when i wasnt posting
the pussy w,hip arsed sub slut

abstemious
one of only two words in the english dic
where all the vowels are in the right order
cant think of the other one right now

I seriously lolled when I read this post,I tell you what moon its not often youre right,but yet incredibly youre wrong again, ,ha ha I want to be thin…splutters,I think you will find its the other way round dear
also no guides have abused me or hurt me that would be impossible
they might have booted me,so what its no biggie
I shouldnt be a tw@t…[Read more]

makes a note,dont pm sophia
lol
actually it was a good post that

double yawns

aye aye bobby lad shes got you in here sights now
just accept it she likes oaps..which you arent
yet
oh and ps somer pfft
the somerset rag
whos never even been to salford

this room is an absolute hoot
IVE started getting up early in the mornings,just in case I miss anything.

I quite like arc on the quiet,shes not a bad auld stick,as we say in the trade.

I honestly do blame the parents tho
as if anybody would let their kids into a gorillas hang out
and go on smile for the camera
the poor gorilla was only 17
no age to die is it? mown down in a hail of bullets