orson kart

heed this warning
if you ever get sent to prison for being pwopa nawty like
never have sex on a monday
why?
well cos er they give you tomatos on a sunday
and its a bugger (sic) getting them seeds out

but.. but,,splutters what do you mean the boards are a joke keningtons?
and theres me thinking
it was all serious
sighs

well I like borny,shes alright ,she says it how it is
shes a female me
unlike you moon,who can only type one handed as you normally have a bottle in the other hand

oh please dont get her banned brighty ffs
that means we will have to put up with her”over the road” coming in spreading her drunken bile,funny thing is a lot of people that she “gobs” off about a lot of the new users dont know what /who shes going on about lol

and stop shouting.

lol whats new

I was going to put my pic on,but its uncannily like my profile pic,so theres no point really
they used to call me beetroot head at school.

tbh Im not bothered who wins,I only started the thread because I read martins blog and he said the first 5 noobs that start a thread win a prize.

cheers kenters xx
but it wouldnt me if i didnt have a grumble
my particular beef this week,and its making me rather fckn irate
why have i got a purple face?

skep stop pretending your dead ard like cock of the school you are not
also get your own ,script I do the apples to teachers jokes
I

wheesht a while skep you scrike arsed moaning bar steward

Jamie babes,how many times have I got to tell you
fck being banned,its fck all
wear it like a badge of honour
at least ppl know you
thumbs up emoty thing

hey rosie babes,hows the gin sliding down your ever gullible neck ok?

for what its worth,oh btw hi angela,wouldnt put to much store in what moon says when shes on one,yep she”s full of good intentions when she starts a post,but its agonising to see her well meant post just disintergrate and splinter into utter nonsense
but yet moon is what boards are all about,we crave to see,oh moons posted,as in if you see a moons…[Read more]

hotel california syndrome.

Hello im new pleased to meet you all.