orson kart

Tune …

Who wants or needs a jar of farts fgs ?

No lol

Any one else nick the Izal form the outside privvy to use as tracing paper  or on a comb to make a kazooo as a kid? lol

It was miss christmas in forum 3 with the keyboard ….

Getting the news that my adopted mummy is officially in remisson from breast cancer.

What a fantastic Christmas pressie

Ab??

Not surprised wiv knees like yours somer

Who knows one thing for sure they are lurking somewhere….

This place is Hotel California …. you might check out but you never leave

Each to their own I guess.

What pissed me off .. well my sodding son running down the stairs at 8.20 this morning ranting about not being able to find his shirt !! He knows life been a bit difficult for his ole mum of late.

He’s frigging 18 been sat in his room all friggin weekend expecting the bloody house elf to of done everything …. mind reading the lot !!!

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What pissed me off .. well my sodding son running down the stairs at 8.20 this morning ranting about not being able to find his shirt !! He knows life been a bit difficult for his ole mum of late.

He’s frigging 18 been sat in his room all friggin weekend expecting the bloody house elf to of done everything …. mind reading the lot !!!

Huston…[Read more]

Simple supermarket ettiquette needs introducing …. lol

If you must stand & gossip stand to one side. I love the people that give you the dagger look when yousay excuse me to pass when THEY are causing the congestion. I have to admit having the odd ankle accident with the trolley in some of those cases. Ooops

Pffftttt …. just pfffft

Tut …. calm down !

Hope you washed your hands too !

Hi cocalorum me dear !!!

Bullshyte

Very tweee but nice lol

It’s a shame Martin didn’t lock the thread …. Simply RIP was suffice after such an awful event.

Interesting first post