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@Terry wrote:

@rogue trader wrote:

ok i admit i would give chezzer one,but i wouldnt go out with her,all that singing in the bathroom , urgghhh, no wonder ashley dumped her.

You giving “Chezzer” one would be as likely as Blyth Spartans beating Barcelona.

It aint never gonna happen son.

Have you got more chance in giving Chezza one?

@rogue trader wrote:

ok i admit i would give chezzer one,but i wouldnt go out with her,all that singing in the bathroom , urgghhh, no wonder ashley dumped her.

Not to mention all that dyeing in the bathroom as well. :P

@ Roguey

You’ll have Sheriff Telsco P Coltrane, after you.

I think it’s best if you luke around and bo out. In general, leeve. :P

@ Terry.

What’s your problem? I answered your post.

If I want to refer you to my previous posts, I will. However, it’s up to you if you choose to read them or not.
:roll:

@Yvonne wrote:

why am i quoting that i did’nt say it :o

I think Terry fooked up the code.

@rogue trader wrote:

yeh i suppose hes purrfect lol@ keith,ha ha keith the cat

He’s got the torn ear, the scarred nose and is the local nip dealer on his manor.

Wails like a girly when he has to go to the vet, though.

@Terry wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

Whether she’s “beautiful” or not, I cannot condone the hero worship of talentless ppl.

But you think it would be okay to “hero worship” someone who is talented..??

:roll: I don’t have any heroes and I certainly don’t worship anyone either.

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Of course! I was known as the school buffin. :wink:

@rogue trader wrote:

oi panda my cats hard,he would kick fck out of yer tiddles, and fluffys,and smoochie coos etc.

My cat’s called Keith. He’s as hard as claws. :P

@rogue trader wrote:

ok i admit im a nobody, i bow down to terrys superiority
i solemnly pledge,i will never put a boring thread on again.

Brasso! Brasso!

=D> =D> =D>

@rogue trader wrote:

my cats called dave,and he hates being called david.

I make you right on that. No self respecting cat wants to be called David. Can you imagine how the likes of Tiddles and Fluffy would take the p1ss out of him?

I used to work with a guy called Wayne Kerr.

@rogue trader wrote:

ok back to chezzer, bang her in the eurovision next year, lets make sure we come last .

She could sing that old Geordie classic, Fog on the Tyne. :P

I can honestly say, I am not in the least bit jealous of Cheryl Cole.

I won’t pander to her. :P

@rogue trader wrote:

panda,dont explain rhyming slang to us,we are aware, you know
hmm now theres an idea, a rhyming slang thread. :idea:

Lol, sorry. I have a friend from Blackpool you see, and she can only watch Eastenders with the subtitles on so I just assumed all Northerners are mutt and jeff. :P

Whether she’s “beautiful” or not, I cannot condone the hero worship of talentless ppl.

Not her or anyone else who is famous simply because they have good looks and nothing else.

I suppose one talentless woman “singing” in tribute to another is quite apt, though.

:P

Yacht?

*burp

What yacht?

:P

Oh actually, I think that second pic might be Mr Panda… :P

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

*looks out from beneath bamboo bunker

So you two, this bamboo, is it safe to eat?

I’m Hank Marvin, so hungry I’m just a shadow of my former self. :P

I dumped the peed on lot, cleaned up the trail and everything round the bunker is hygienic and fresh. I even double checked the source and the bamboo is…

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@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

In the dock? I see a nice 25 ft yacht, a sunlit evening, a gin and tonic, nicely chilled, warm breeze soft music in the background . . . . . .

=P~

Name the date and i’m there :wink:

Only can you make it after the court date were Tom is suing me for…

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