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@sceptical guy wrote:

well me and panda are blokes

You are? You throw like a girlie.

Last time I ask you to chuck me a beer.

Has Kenty cleaned it up yet?

@rusty trawler wrote:

Glad everything’s going swimmingly in the JC branch of the W.I.

BTW, I wasn’t joking about Downton Abbey, any of you ladies wanna play footsie with me whilst we sit on the chintz, Laura Ashley sofa and listen to the weekend edition of Woman’s Hour on Radio 4? This week it’s presented by the lovely Jenni Murray.

:shock:

The toilet.

@tinks wrote:

:D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

sorry fellas……..best we could do

Pffft! Get the bald pole dancing bloke back.

@sceptical guy wrote:

Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions.

It is the opium of the people.

Karl Marx

opium is better????

Never tried it but does it cause mass wars leading to the death of millions of people?

@sceptical guy wrote:

@(f)politics? wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Only on a good day!

Ps poli, put the feckin kettle on!!
NOW!!!!

:twisted:

Do one!

I think this is poli attempting to graduate from kettle-boiler to dancing girl.

I wait for other applicants..

*looks sideways at Panda. Was sure that Panda was a lady in another time…

belches at…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

*Stands in the doorway with hands on hips looking at the mess*

Don’t just stand there looking, do some tidying up!

And can you pass s another beer and some pizza? :P

@tinks wrote:

Hay lo!

:P

@jen_jen wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

](*,)

I’m sorry. I cannot take anymore.

*runs for the exit

No surprise.. Jen did stipulate “Ladies” :lol:

:-#

Exactly, lol.

Why has Jen deleted her posts? :shock:

@rusty trawler wrote:

OK Brothers,

I’ve lined up some entertainment for the weekend

sorry, it’s the best I could do at short notice.

Don’t suppose we could convince the girls to lay on a spread?

Sorry but I draw the line at watching bald men pole dance.

Perhaps I should go and talk about bra sizes, pmt, and women’s beards?

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@(f)politics? wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Only on a good day!

Ps poli, put the feckin kettle on!!
NOW!!!!

:twisted:

Do one!

Get us another beer, please, wench. :P

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Yeah!!

And don’t you forget it!!

:twisted:

Btw I suppose a cuppa is outta the question?

I think we’re gonna be needing a Mrs. Doyle type person.

Does that make you Father Jack? :P

@rubyred wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Oi!!!!

Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

*undoes Jen’s evil work.

*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza

:P

you called… :P

*hands Ruby a Chinese and a beer :P

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Oi!!!!

Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

*undoes Jen’s evil work.

*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza

:P

:shock:

:-k

Welcome to the club!! :D

*cracks open the beers

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Oi!!!!

Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

*undoes Jen’s evil work.

*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza

:P

](*,)

I’m sorry. I cannot take anymore.

*runs for the exit

*hands Pepper a zippo

This is the best thread in the world ever.

:P

The long and winding posts that makes it all a bore.

@jen_jen wrote:

Is that a flounce? :wink: :lol:

No, it’s a fuck off.