panda12

Hehehehehehehe! Jen is outed! Do you get bits if flake living in yer whiskers?

I’m on me hols so look after this thread for me so that when I get back, I can have the last word. :wink: :D :P

@rubyred wrote:

by God i am a howling anda Hot flushing still.. upon hearing this he comes down with said “teapot”. making another joke about ” mum wtf do i do with this monstrosity”.. to wit i replied.. ” ooh Rita i dont really know”..

How we laughed.

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@rubyred wrote:

scurrilous pish ^^^^ if it had not been for me taking a shine to amanda on Blind date.. as i did every week with most contestants ,, where would she be.. ??

sorry bout the delay,, I am actually Howling with laughter with my Son. He confessed he had ” good stats ” at work so got a prize.. a friend of his got an all expenses paid…

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@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

bragging about ones personal wealth is the scourge of the wanna be classes.. Les dennis 2012.

I was on about my nuts not money :wink:

and I was on about Noely the braggard :) Your “nuts” will keep, till i decide to de – shell them :wink:

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@J_in_France wrote:

Roger Daltrey can still belt it out

Who? :D

@tinks wrote:

:D

Go get ’em!

Fook me! Scraping the barrel with the Spice Girls!

Jeez there is a lot more British talent then them. :shock:

George Michale was good, but this lot? OMG! Tinks, get yer gun!

@tinks wrote:

hello you incredibly annoying, face lifted, high waisted trouser quiz show celebrity :wink:

…….had a good weekend?………… 8-[ …………where’s the gangly oranged legged burd?

wtf were they thinking when they wrote the closing ceremony?……….we paid for that bo!!ox ](*,)

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@tinks wrote:

I’m sat here with the olympic closing ceremony on and I’m cringing already and it’s only 21.22 :roll:

*sings

Waterloo Sunset lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@tinks wrote:

good evening

Ah, now Lionel rocks on up!

How’s it going in your fading, toe tapping, career?

love,

Noel “I’m considerably richer than you” Edmonds

And more famous than you, you old bouffant haired Queen

:D

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

Tucks it back in the money bag :lol:

/ramraids the money bag in Les dennis’s Fiat panda.

It would take giant haystacks in a bentley to crush mine :shock:

Pffft! Your money bag is not as big as mine!

love,

Noel xxx

Happy Birthday.

In your honour, we washed all our net curtains today – did you have a shower? :P :D

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

@a certain sadness wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

/leaps in…… i now know its official,, through bad quoting, that ACS and jen jen are one and the same person..

deja vu for yooooo..

Apparently im scep, thin and now Jen :shock: :lol:

the more the merrier I always say ! I have been accused of…

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Over 24 hours since the last word.

Do I win?

@jen_jen wrote:

Every so often a thread comes along that epitomises everything that is bad about JC…there have been several lately and this is another one.

Thin must be laughing his socks off at being able to pull everyone’s strings when he isn’t even a member of the boards.

He is. He went into chat last night as the Puppet Master!

Yay! Gold for Jamaica in 4 x 100 relay!

New WR.

@toybulldog wrote:

omg Mo !!!

Fantastic, eh? What a superb athelete! :D

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

People cannot help their looks.

They can however, help their perosnality and their demeanour towards other people.

I judge ppl on the latter.

ouch..counts me and Happy Danny out then

You’re ok Sceppy!

Danny’s ok, once he has spent the next 100 years maturing. :P

@anc wrote:

and there I was thinking you were a panda! :shock: :lol:

I am!

*hides udders

@sceptical guy wrote:

@panda12 wrote:

@sceptical guy wrote:

Never a summer goes by without some horror show or other – Sarah Payne, Maddy, Ian Huntley’s victims, Shannon Matthews (sort of!), now Tia.

*helpless

Indeed. The human race is supposed to be superior to other life forms.

Like fook we are.

to b fair, Ms Panda, the human race didn’t kill…

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