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@wordsworth60 wrote:
an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . . .
our feet are smelly ad sweaty and stick to the insoles. You can wash the smell out of the socks, but smelly sandals – yuck!
an’ an’ an’ an’ . . . . .
A porous layer between the soles of your feet and the insole of the sandals (if sandals can have ‘in’ soles) actually improves the air circulation
‘hones’!!!!
*hands Words a spade. Carry on digging, my friend! :P
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@pepsi wrote:
Why are men so territorial ….? :shock:
Because of the women who keep asking when we’re going to fix the fence
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My fence needs fixing. I went down to Wickes to buy the repair stuff and there I saw it, like manna from heaven, “Bamboo flooring.”
I managed to eat most of it before I got escorted from the premises. :P
Flooring? Wasn’t that a little tough?
I ground it down. :P
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@tom wrote:
@sceptical guy wrote:
a lot of xenophobia on this thread.
Hi, Tom!!
Hi, Sceptical!!!
I’m not xenophobic, I just hate the French b*stards!! Bananas are SUPPOSED to be bendy!! And God damnit if I want to buy knobbly carrots, then knobbly carrots I will buy!! AND I WILL BUY THEM IN LBS!!! Back off, France!! Leave our bendy bananas and knobbly carrots alone!! :x
Bananas and Cucumbers are and always will be bendy, carrots will always be knobbly. The EU, Common Market etc has never even suggested they should be otherwise, it’s an urban myth. Of course Tom if you have reliable sources for your information I will apologise and retract.
The absence of reliable sources suggest either an irrational bias or a hugely ironic sense of humour on your part, neither of which will be tolerated.
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No need to apologise, Words, I don’t think Tom will be forcing you to apologise or retract anytime soon:
@tom wrote:
No I didn’t?
Please bold the part of that quote where I said they wanted it.
You’re the one who said they wanted it.
Panda12 wrote:
Different generations want different things.I said they signed their independence away. I didn’t say they wanted to.
Infact, I quite clearly stated the contrary.
They did it through blind ignorance, coerced into it, subterfuge, brainwashing, scaremongering.
Where in the above statement do you see the words “they wanted it”?
Sober up.
:?I didn’t say you said they wanted anything.
However, they voted for it, so they obviously wanted it.
Sober up and keep up.
@wordsworth60 wrote:
@pepsi wrote:
Why are men so territorial ….? :shock:
Because of the women who keep asking when we’re going to fix the fence
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My fence needs fixing. I went down to Wickes to buy the repair stuff and there I saw it, like manna from heaven, “Bamboo flooring.”
I managed to eat most of it before I got escorted from the premises. :P
@tom wrote:
.. Are you seriously suggesting that in the short space of just one century, Ireland wanted independence, then, no longer wanted independence and wanted to be ruled by somebody else again? :lol:
No Tom, you did in your post:
@tom wrote:
If it wasn’t so tragic, it’d actually be hilarious. I’m usually a great fan of comedic irony, but this is just.. :lol:
All in such a short space of time too.. ROI’s timeline:EARLY 20TH CENTURY:
-Ireland wants independence.-Ireland commits atrocities to gain independence.
-Ireland gets independence.
MID 20TH CENTURY
-Ireland isn’t happy with independence.-Ireland commits more atrocities to gain independence even though they’ve already got independence but they’re unhappy with the independence they have because it’s boring or what ever and they’ve got nothing to bomb any more so in the name of independence bomb everything in sight anyway to get a different kind of independence to the independence they’ve already got
EARLY 21ST CENTURY
-Ireland signs away independence.Oh the tragic irony of it all!
All I said was:
@panda12 wrote:
Different generations want different things.
@j_in_france wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@j_in_france wrote:
@panda12 wrote:
@j_in_france wrote:
the phrase ‘the pen is mightier than the sword’ springs to mind
Often a word spoken in jest is harmful to others whether the author be sober or not
Is that why being drunk is a legitimate form of defence in English law?
Maybe it is in French law.
Yes your Honour I was drunk when I drove my car and killed those people so I am innocent in English law
French law is much tougher on drink drivers and from the 1st of July all cars must have a breathalyser kit so the driver can be self tested and know if they are fit to drive
I think, that as always J, you have lost the plot when it comes to replying to threads.
Who mentioned drink driving and killing people?
The title of this thread, in case you missed it, is “Drunk in charge of a keyboard.”
As I said in this post:
@panda12 wrote:
This thread was just a joke.
I mean, you can’t do much damage to yourself or others when drunk in charge of a simple keyboard…
I mean it’s not as if a simple keyboard is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
I mean, it’s not as if a simple keyboard is like a mobile phone that is attached to some form of world wide communication system, is it?
:P
As per usual, you have to take things out of context.
you can choose to claim you posted this thread as a joke and you can also choose to say I took things out of context but…..
I mean, I mean, I mean does not justify posting this as a joke, it was obviously posted in an attempt to get at someone….who that someone is does not matter
As for taking things out of context – well you were the one who chose to use the difference between English and French law to justify your argument until I pointed out the ridiculousness of it, but after that you were the one who chose to use other threads in a way to support your argument and you were the one who chose to get personal
Because I do not know you, nor have I ever spoken with you in chat I would never presume to know what you are like, but you do not seem able to extend the same courtesy to others and feel it perfectly acceptable to tar people with a brush of your own choosing
Anyway panda have a nice weekend and enjoy the Queens Jubilee
J – crawl back under your croissant, drink yer cheap french plonk and grow a sense of humour, please.
Different generations want different things.
Bamboo
Regicide.
